internetless's definitions

Smart Odd Kid

Those middle and high schoolers who sort of fit in social parameters but not very well because they're weird and also proud of how good they are at school. Pretty much the opposite of a dumb jock, except both of these guys can be egotistic.

Kyle: You know those smart odd kids who think grades are everything?
Vanessa: Yeah, they kind of have no life, but at least they're not completely stuck in their own world.

by internetless December 25, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A site with slang, being constantly updated to keep up with pop culture. Useful for anyone who's slow on picking up slang for whatever reason, and for explaining it to people who are too autistic to get it by word of mouth or from hearing and reading examples.

Denny: What's custy mean? I always mix it up with disgusting.
Joel: Search it up on Urban Dictionary man.

by internetless December 25, 2015

social retard

Someone who either can't learn social skills, learned them too late, doesn't care about them, or doesn't want to learn them. The fact you had to look this easy, almost non-slang definition up on a freaking website means you're probably a social retard. Don't worry, it's actually becoming pretty common.

Monica: Yeah, I'd say hi and talk to her, but she freaking looks at me for five solid seconds before thinking what to say.
Daisy: Well, you know she's a social retard, just give her a chance.

by internetless December 25, 2015

salty

Irritated, usually about something that already happened and is done and buried, not something still happening. Or, it could be something someone planned and finalized that you don't like.

So he didn't paid me back in a week and the guy I owed me got pissed. Now I'm salty too.

by internetless October 13, 2016

done and buried

Something completely in the past. You can't change anything, so you have to put up with the consequences.

The pizza incident is done and buried.

by internetless October 13, 2016

all-nighter

Staying up all night, alone or with pals. May involve partying in groups or smaller things like a box social. Alone, you might just snack, go on your tech, read, or screw around some other way.

Sam: Let's pull an all-nighter.
Bob: No man I'm tired. Lights out.

by internetless December 25, 2015

try-hard

A person who wants to be something they're not naturally, or not talented at. The most common cases are the guy who does sports he sucks at to gain approval from the jocks, the girl who acts like a drama queen to be interesting when it's not her, the gamer who isn't good at the game but won't learn nor give in, and anyone who tries to act cool and into trends when they're the exact opposite.

Mody: That guy's a try-hard, he wants to be cool but all he actually cares about getting diplomas and good grades.

by internetless December 30, 2015