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Lance Burton

To vanish / disappear out of nowhere, missing in action.. no one knows where you went but God.
Friend: you chill with julie last night?
Me: i dunno we was textin then she lance burton'd
by UWUD December 28, 2012
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Butron

Adj.

Something/someone of extreme uberistic qualities. The pinnacle of excellence, and superiority. Used in descriptive techniques to award the thing in question with a certificate of brilliance, and unrivaled skill.
Barry: Oh hey Glebson, you're new privet hedge seed collection is butron!

Glebson: Thanks Barry, I inherited it from my dead mum.

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Elton: Did you see the way Gregory Filthwater played last night for the Rovers?

Griff: Why yes he did, he was totally fucking butron.
by Andy L January 21, 2006
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Buttonhole circumcision

A slit in the dorsal surface of the foreskin that the head of the penis is pushed through. Technically it is a piercing and not circumcision because the cut is not all the way around, and no tissue is removed. Healing is faster than after regular circumcision because if an erection occurs it helps keep the wound closed, rather than splitting stitches. No sensitive nerve rich tissue is lost, and the head does not dry and loose sensitivity due to a process called keratinisation because it can still be covered by the foreskin after healing is complete. Foreplay and masturbation are greatly enhanced and the foreskin ads extra stimulation for the woman during intercourse, kind of like a ribbed and textured sex toy.
This guy had the weirdest cock I ever seen, looked like it was cut, but there was this flap hanging down under the head. He said it was called a buttonhole circumcision.
by Buttonhole man September 9, 2010
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Buttness

Life is full of things that are unnecessary, needlessly unpleasant, and stinky. Butts are one of them. We all have at least one in our lives. Buttness can be used to describe anything that is awkward, uncomfortable, and makes you say "Was that really necessary???" It feels most at home in situations where you look back and realize that there really was no good reason for what you just experienced.
"I hate this office, there's just so much buttness going on!"

"She's full of buttness, what's her problem!?"

"Ouch, *buttness* that hurt!"
by Mango#5 September 14, 2009
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pushing buttons

Pushing the emotion "buttons" on someone, most commonly anger/grief.

It implies that the pusher knows where the other person's buttons are, meaning, how to get at him. So button pushing is usually done after someone exposed himself as being passionate or angry about something in a situation, or the person is known well by the pusher.
"he's just pushing your buttons"

"she's just pushing buttons"
by allezhop May 4, 2016
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Fudge Buttons

Expression used in place of fuck, motherfucker, or other serious expletive; typically used in an environment with small children or short assholes.
Fudge buttons! I didn't bring any gluten free cupcakes for the celiac girl!
by TheHumanTarget August 4, 2016
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Nut Butting

When a man and another man ride a motorcycle together. Named that because the one mans nuts touch the other mans butt.
Paul: Hey Aaron, wanna take a ride on my new bike?

Aaron: Maaaannn, I don't want to go Nut Butting with you.
by Aaron East August 19, 2012
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