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teresa strasser

Teresa Strasser - the #1 Jewish news reporter on The Adam Carolla Show.
Teresa Strassers glowing personality, witty banter, and excellent intuition on gay/nerd/weed walking and blah blah blog draws the listener in and keeps them there despite the sometimes uncouth remarks from her counter parts.
by VCA January 5, 2009
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telescopic swaphook

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
by Linguistian July 25, 2008
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Telestalketer

A particularly aggressive (sometimes hostile) telemarketer who won't take no for an answer and calls daily.
Can't we get the this phone number blocked? It's a telestalketer!
by SCNYC January 14, 2011
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teesnord

A human being that is obscene, obese, and consumes all resources in the planet.

(also a failure of a music producer)
Guys, Teesnord is so bad...he just ate an entire refrigerator niBBa.
by Gobnord May 30, 2018
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Teneshia

Teneshia shy loving person who everyone love if you find a teneshia treasure her with all your heart
Teneshia is loved were ever she goes
by Oliva Fisher December 21, 2018
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Telescoping

Doing research on someone in a professional capacity, as preparation for an interview or informational meet up. I.e. you've only interacted briefly through email, so now you need to know what they look like, where/what they studied, and what work they're doing now, etc. before you hop on the phone or meet for an in-person coffee.

Can also be purely interest-based, e.g. someone you think is doing cool shit, want to get to know, and possibly collab with.

Basically internet stalking, but with the goal to come prepared to have a great convo and finesse a connection.

Something ambitious millennial artists and yuppies do, so they're in the know with dope people in their industry.
I'm getting coffee with them tomorrow, but I don't even know what they look like, so I'll have to do some telescoping tonight.
by rwisgjg August 22, 2019
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Tenescia

She like jolly ranchers and most likely taken right now 🌬 insta:_tenescia_
This is Tenescia ex aka weed buddy writing this
by Tenescia April 23, 2020
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