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shinkansen

Fast-ass trains in Japan.
The Shinkansen can move at speeds above 250mph, and resemble a airplane on the inside. You can travel extremely long distances very quickly by utilizing the shinkansen, but you pay the price. They're far more expensive than taking a local train.
I felt like I was flying when I rode the shinkansen, watching the small towns fly by at 260mph.
by salary man kintaro August 3, 2004
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Shminkle

Lacking its internal structure or deflated. Usually referring to a man's penis when it is not erect or when it cannot be erect, commonly being described as a Shminkle Dinkle
Stacy didn't have a good time last night because I got a shminkle dinkle.
by Remmersz September 16, 2007
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ball shrinking cold

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.
Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.
by Genna May 4, 2004
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shinkles

the combination of sheets and wrinkles that make the lines on your face and skin from laying on sheets while you sleep.
when i woke up this morning i said, "omg mom look at the shinkles all over my face and leg!"
by Corinne Fullmer July 3, 2008
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Shinkle

The bone between your shin and ankle.
Girl; Ow my shinkle hurts. I think I might have sprained it.
by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017
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Shrinky

Derived from the combination of "Shrink + Winky"

A penis that has shriveled up so much from being cold that it retreats inside the body, taking the balls with it. This makes it look like a vagina with a huge clit.
A shrinky is the ultimate state of shrivelidge.

I may have lost a few fingers from the frostbite, but at least a shrinky saved my junk!

One of the harder challenges in a man's life is trying to pee with a shrinky.

Women are never impressed with the men on "Nudes On Ice." You can't tell the difference from the shrinkies and the real women!

That girl was such a cold hearted bitch that I got a fucking shrinky.

"How cold was it last night?!"
"Pretty damn cold, I woke up with a shrinky!"

You know you are cold when you have a perry winkle shrinky.

Never have a snowball fight with a girl you plan on screwing for the first time! Her first impression of you naked is going to be with a shrinky.
by DMonkage June 2, 2014
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Shrike

Is the lord of pain and the angel of final atonement.
Taken from the book Hyperion by Dan Simmons
by Lanus September 8, 2005
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