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In life things become smaller / shrink. A typical consequence is these things become wrinkly... This saddens me. Examples:
My Penis
Grapes
Plumbs
Leaves on a tree
My Penis
Grapes
Plumbs
Leaves on a tree
At fifty something My Penis is Apparently more Shrinkly than ever. 😞 the center inch needs to be removed. ( guys know what I'm talking about)😢
by C.Z.-Yum Funk / cloverleaf March 10, 2018
When you’re in the water for too long & the skin on your finger tips (& other things...) shrivel up.
by QueenLovexo May 28, 2018
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When someone or something is extremely stinky, disgusting, crusty and dry. They also smell like an old person, who cannot afford to clean their testicles.
by Clarissa Sophie February 23, 2021