Computer Shopper Letters

Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.

See this months Computer Shopper Letters?

NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!

by devidos November 9, 2012

Dirty wig shopper

Someone who is or likes transsexuals secretly and it is implied has a small penis who never agrees to show it

„Rowan is a dirty wig shopper, he won’t show me his dick and I’m pretty sure he likes trannies“

by WigShopper June 30, 2024

fun shopper

Someone who gets details for one event and if it doesn't sound fun enough, they ditch and do something that sounds more fun to them

"Carol is such a fun shopper"

by blbaddie August 22, 2017

boomerang shopper

A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.

Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.

by GDaddy_Duckboy March 31, 2021

Shopper

a fan made game mode in Worms armageddon where there are very few to no starting weapons but unlimited ropes and/or jetpacks and weapon crates are dropped every turn. some of the Most popular rules are A.F.R (Attack from rope) A.T.L (attack the leader team that is winning) and W.x.W (wall x wall, you must touch the both left and right walls 1 or 2 times) Its the most popular fan made game mode.

player 1 "hey, doing shopper, rules?
player 2, 3 and 4 "shopper, AFR, ATL, W1W"
player 1, "ok, lets start"

the game begins

by cockynoob December 23, 2020

Shoppers Stop

That reliable go-to person with solutions to all your problems;
The happy space where you find peace and solace irrespective of the mood you are in.

You are more than a best-friend, you are my Shoppers Stop.

She handles all his moods so well! She is his Shoppers Stop.

She wanted to know which lipstick shade looked better, so she video-called her Shoppers Stop.

by Omnichannel November 23, 2021

Shadow Shopper

A friend who follows you around whilst shopping, potentially because they have no sense of personal style or space. Highly annoying. When you ask their opinion they will often say what they think you want to hear, rather than their genuine belief, lest it be 'wrong'.

"I turned around to look at the books and jenny was right in my face! dam shadow shopper"

by sweetchillisauce January 9, 2010