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Semaiternal

Of seemingly never ending duration
Sarah and Alison's week has been Semaiternal, with the weekend seeming so far away
by lozzy123 August 25, 2008
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SEABS

Acronym for 'Student Emotional Awareness Bullshit', like the kind pushed in most high schools in the civilised world. Usually boring in nature, and more or less pointless.

SEABS aims to educate young people in being nice to one another and accepting themselves for who they really are (in a desperate attempt by Western governments to weed out insecurity, Emoism and other related affairs such as teen suicide), but has the actual effect of socially degrading most normal teenagers, who do not need to be subjected to lame speeches explaining that 'Bullying is NO OK' and the like.

SEABS can vary in severity. It could be as simple as a handout issued to students or parents or a speech made by a teacher at the school or the principal, but it could also be as severe as a function or seminar that students must attend as a part or their schooling. The worst SEABS can cause depression or Emotional FUBAR in those subjected to it.

The acronym SEABS can be used to describe any of the above events, or anything else that involves high school students being lectured on moral values.
Jack: Hey, man, what class did you have just now?

John: I didn't. We all got dragged into the gym for an hour of fucking SEABS. Kill me.

Jack: Oh, that sucks man... Hope you feel better.
by TheGoodShepherd March 9, 2011
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Seabilly

A person that is transient among seaside villages and lives off the ocean. They were never really good at the dirt life. If they could not have the ocean,you could find them in the mountains.
Hey look that seabilly just rode a walrus to the liquor store.
by Walter Cronkite December 13, 2016
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Seabitch

A slutty girl that lives along a coastline. A girl that goes to the clubs and likes to go home with tourist passing through.
"Better not be fucking a Seabitch while you're in Florida"
by dat m8 June 2, 2017
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Šema njemica

A religion started by the class of IX.3 which evolves around their glorious german teacher Marijana(dojčerica) aka. Their goddess. This is the most powerful religion which has 21 kiddos from the class as believers for now. Their saint book is lernen und spielen 4. Some of the saint word prayers are ex. “Poštovanje+znanje=dobra ocjena” , “red,rad i disciplina”

And the saint word we say after every prayer is Achtung!
And our moto is Dojč je život!
And they also do their saint move called trzni.
And also say Ju snič, Ju litl bič.
And the leader of thair praying group is Leona aka Đžole
They also stan the best ship aka Delena and Damon Salvatore in general.
We hope you consider joining our religion and becoming one of us - a Čoban and a part of the Neradnička klasa.
For more info contact us at šemanjemica@gmail.com
Achtung!
I am totally a Šema njemica follower gurl.
Anja adores Šema njemica
by Delenaandsemanjemica October 9, 2018
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semai

Semai is a beautiful, kind, funny soul. She can always make you smile and has great hair. She is very smart and loves to have fun! Keep her by your side because she’s a real one.
Drake: dude that girl has great hair
Josh: yeah that’s a semai
by Silver queen February 4, 2019
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Semag Day

The 19th of May is the birthdate of the Semag Games Discord server.
Yay its Semag Day!
by Mr. Yeetus December 14, 2020
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