Slock

A Slock occurs when a woman is riding a man and queefs on his dick, this happens when the woman is really wet.

Girl 1: "I was riding Tony last night and I totally slocked on his dick!"
Girl 2: "My boyfriend loves when I slock all over him."

by JewQueef June 27, 2017

Scrock

The skin between the vagina and the ass

I saw your mom's scrock last night

by Buddy353 November 28, 2009

Captain Slock

A Captain Slock Is when you pretend you are going to stick your penis into a womans mouth and instead dick slap them real fucking hard

Dude:"i gave my girlfriend a Captain Slock yesterday all you heard was that loudass smack"

Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"

Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"

by Alexander Rodriguez January 9, 2008

scrock

The odor and taste created by continuously fondling your balls and your sausage and then rubbing your hands all over your body and clothing.

Why don't you take a motherfucking shower and wash that nasty-ass scrock off before we get down to bizzleshits?

by Skrunk-D September 25, 2005

Slock

Surprising. Lack. Of. Common. Knowledge. When an adult is complete ignorant to information that is considered common knowledge by the vast majority of other adults.

45 year old Jennifer just had a slock where she never knew what the hazard light button in a car was for.

by Jaavis January 14, 2021

schlock

The sound of a wet tennis ball hitting someone in the back

Person A: Hehe. See that guy down there.
Guy Dow There's Back: Schlock!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003

shlockrod

A muscle car that is loud, ugly, and slow.

Man, that primered shlockrod that Jason is driving sure is a pile of shit.

by CL645745432458473565 January 22, 2006