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butt scientist

A women around 5ft tall that special skills include butt stuff and talking about poop
Let me see your butt I'm a butt scientist
by Captain poop juice August 8, 2022
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Scientists

If they think it's up to them to sort out everything about the pandemic, they think they are God if there is one.
Scientists don't know anything the rest of the population can't figure out.
by The Original Agahnim August 23, 2021
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Monster Scientist

Monster Scientist, Named Dr.brickenstein is a
Minifigures released in October 2015 as part of
71010 Minifigures series 14
The Monster Scientist takes on a cartoony Appearance.
by Jordan Hurley September 5, 2025
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not a scientist

Amy Coney Barrett's self-characterization when asked her views on climate change, which she describes as 'controversial' when it is a settled matter globally among those who are indeed scientists.
"Do you believe that climate change is happening and threatening the air we breathe and the water we drink?" Kamala Harris asked.
"I will not express a view on a matter of public policy... that is politically controversial" Judge Barrett answered. "I am not a scientist."
by Monkey's Dad October 16, 2020
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Scientists

Don't love you it when scientists can't explain something or get puzzled by something, such as their fears about bodies lying in the streets all over Africa, and it turns out the area they thought would be the worst (due to resources) has so far been one of the least affected in the world. Scientists are the same kinds of cowardly people that always tell people be careful, be vigilant, don't let your guard down even if you already are careful, vigilant, and on your toes.
Scientists are a lot like many people involved in a religious or spiritual organization, they love to keep people on their knees and fearful of the next wave, even if so far people haven't been complacent, and the worst scenario never became. These folks have a little too much control of the average person's life, and they're among the least socially responsible people there are, which is why despite everyone else not being confused about anything, scientists are still the ones that are puzzled (yet they are also the ones everyone else seems to listen to/look to for answers these days, kind of like people who look to religious organizations or the government for answers they can come up with on their own).
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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