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Schwank

An umbrella term used for any and all types of off-brand, low-grade audio equipment.
Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.

Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?

Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
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schwinka

A German interjection used to express amazement. First used around 1945, a year before the end of World War II.
Schwinka! That is one sweet TV you have!
by Flappy July 19, 2005
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shwonking

"Omg I was totally shwonking about that dress on you, it looks horrible."
by Symoniebologna December 13, 2008
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Schwanky Tank

The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.
I cant believe Jacob was such a Schwanky Tank today.
by Schwinkies man March 13, 2009
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schwanktify

To make awesome and irresistible to the female gender. To invite vacuous relationships into its realm.
Oh my God Dude, I sooo need yo schwanktify my my car so I can get me some Kitty!
by chillersalami February 18, 2010
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Schwenkfelder

A religion based on the spiritual ideals of Kasper Schwenkfelder.

The Schwenkfelder entered the popular vernacular in the early 1920s after Karl Schwenkfelder (Kasper Schwenkfelder’s son) became infamous among German elites for performing lewd sexual acts in public places with other young German socialites. The most famous act of public indecency later became known as the Schwenkfelder.

A Schwenkfelder is the German practice of pulling on one’s partner’s “schwenk” causing the partner to release his bowls and pass out.
When he woke up, covered in his own feces yet completely satisfied, Heinrich realized that he had been given a “Schwenkfelder.”

Before the wedding, Madeline’s mother pulled her aside and explained what Geoffrey would be expecting on this, their wedding night. Madeline knew of Schwenkfelding, but had never done it with previous partners. It seemed indecent and rude but Madeline’s mother impressed upon her daughter that if the Schwenkfelder was not performed the marriage would not be considered to be a True German Marriage.

“But mother, what happens if I pull on his “schwenk” and I get his excrement all over my dress?”
“Madeline, this is why when proper young women perform Schwenkfelding, they do not wear white.”
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shwonko

Shwonko, a joint with shag.
The upper half filled with pure weed, the lower half filled with shag. You can still smoke a pure joint (half) after that there is only shag. Less weed, but still a pure joint.
dude, share the shwonko man!

i can't get enough of this shwonko
by some genious May 1, 2012
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