Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.
Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?
Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.
Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?
Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
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Get the schwanktify mug.A religion based on the spiritual ideals of Kasper Schwenkfelder.
The Schwenkfelder entered the popular vernacular in the early 1920s after Karl Schwenkfelder (Kasper Schwenkfelder’s son) became infamous among German elites for performing lewd sexual acts in public places with other young German socialites. The most famous act of public indecency later became known as the Schwenkfelder.
A Schwenkfelder is the German practice of pulling on one’s partner’s “schwenk” causing the partner to release his bowls and pass out.
The Schwenkfelder entered the popular vernacular in the early 1920s after Karl Schwenkfelder (Kasper Schwenkfelder’s son) became infamous among German elites for performing lewd sexual acts in public places with other young German socialites. The most famous act of public indecency later became known as the Schwenkfelder.
A Schwenkfelder is the German practice of pulling on one’s partner’s “schwenk” causing the partner to release his bowls and pass out.
When he woke up, covered in his own feces yet completely satisfied, Heinrich realized that he had been given a “Schwenkfelder.”
Before the wedding, Madeline’s mother pulled her aside and explained what Geoffrey would be expecting on this, their wedding night. Madeline knew of Schwenkfelding, but had never done it with previous partners. It seemed indecent and rude but Madeline’s mother impressed upon her daughter that if the Schwenkfelder was not performed the marriage would not be considered to be a True German Marriage.
“But mother, what happens if I pull on his “schwenk” and I get his excrement all over my dress?”
“Madeline, this is why when proper young women perform Schwenkfelding, they do not wear white.”
Before the wedding, Madeline’s mother pulled her aside and explained what Geoffrey would be expecting on this, their wedding night. Madeline knew of Schwenkfelding, but had never done it with previous partners. It seemed indecent and rude but Madeline’s mother impressed upon her daughter that if the Schwenkfelder was not performed the marriage would not be considered to be a True German Marriage.
“But mother, what happens if I pull on his “schwenk” and I get his excrement all over my dress?”
“Madeline, this is why when proper young women perform Schwenkfelding, they do not wear white.”
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The upper half filled with pure weed, the lower half filled with shag. You can still smoke a pure joint (half) after that there is only shag. Less weed, but still a pure joint.
The upper half filled with pure weed, the lower half filled with shag. You can still smoke a pure joint (half) after that there is only shag. Less weed, but still a pure joint.
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