schabusinessed

The act of beheading somebody in a drug induced psychosis

Dude, did you hear about Taylor? She totally schabusinessed some guy.

by Imscared69420 March 3, 2022

Joe Schlub

Common everyday guy. Pretty boring

Look at those Joe Schlubs at the post office

by Hypee June 11, 2006

schluff

verb. to get rid of something undesirable (e.g. a task or object) by placing the responsibility or burden on someone else, usually a tool or a sucker, especially through trickery or manipulation, resulting in lulz. similar to "pawn off," but more casual and fun.

"dude, weren't you carrying the camping tent?"
"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."

or

"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."

or

"dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some grungy hobo at the gas station"
"nice"

by phallustexas June 13, 2009

schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early May 19, 2006

schlubb

A schlubb is a schmoe about to die of sloth. A schlubb is one lazy mutha effa. See "a bump on a log."

That bloody schlubb hasn't gotten out of bed all flippin' week!

by cMo March 20, 2005

schlub

A person regarded as clumsy, stupid or unattractive.

"That CheeseCake is the biggest schlub on the planet

by Meeper February 23, 2004

schlubb

to wear the most daggy comfortable clothes you have and have a lazy day at home. usually happens on a weekend, specifically Sunday. you do not care how feral you look, what house work needs doing, where anybody is or what they are doing. the kids could be setting fire to the yard and you would not care. only the television, your book or facebook matters. if it is out of your reach it does not exist (chocolate or beer being the exception).

its too cold to go out today, i think a schlubb day is in order.

i'm not visiting your mother i'm having a schlubb day and that's it!!!

it's been a long week at work, i'm staying in and being schlubb today.

by RedDragon01 September 3, 2009