pumpkin blumpkin

The standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you're so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to orgasm. It's a seasonal thing - like the bj version of the shamrock shake.

It was Halloween night and I could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old "pumpkin blumpkin"

by steve ryans October 4, 2009

pumpkin fart

A fart that smells both like shit and the inside of a pumpkin.

That's the worst fart I've ever smelled, it must be a pumpkin fart.

by Bob33 November 3, 2007

Pumpkin Bitch

Overly spray-tanned drunk slut. From the movie No Strings Attached.

You look like a pumpkin bitch!

by poseysbetter March 4, 2011

Pumpkin Party

A rager to which you must bring a fresh pumpkin. Generally held during the Halloween season.

Dude, why do you have a pumpkin?" "I thought it was a pumpkin party" "What the fuck, where did you get that?" "Yo, they had way too many pumpkins anyways...

by Rack 'Em Willie December 4, 2010

Smashing Pumpkins

An act that immediately preceeds being chased by the owners of said pumpkins

I was smashing pumpkins last halloween, and this crazy lady chased me in her car for a while

by Tim_Dayton November 20, 2004

pumpkiinpatch

Famous spam pager 😭💕

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by Pumpkiinspicee March 7, 2019

Harvest my Pumpkins

Used first and foremost by DJ Nassif of the MKE or "414". "Harvesting your Pumpkins" was come across accidentally to mean masturbating. The term is now widespread througout South Eastern Wisconsin and into the midwest.

Dude, want to play a game of NCAA 10?

Naw, man, I'm cool, I have to harvest my pumpkins soon.

by MKE Reporter 12 September 2, 2009