A shriveled penis; a penis that has aged for at least 70 years; a person acting like a cranky old ass; to be used with a twat waffle
by Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki December 01, 2017
by Gamin2001 May 18, 2020
When your dog proceeds to sit down, but instead of sitting on the floor puts their butthole on your foot.
by jackmoon18 January 23, 2016
Original used to describe TV chef Jamie Oliver, whose retarded over-use of the word "Pucker" irritated many folk.
The phrase has now become more widely used to describe any cockney twat or fuck wit.
The phrase has now become more widely used to describe any cockney twat or fuck wit.
You Pucker Fucker!
by http://utini.blogspot.com/ May 12, 2004
A pucker tube is your ass hole. It's a tube that ends in a pucker. Other wise known as the dirty dime.
When your pucker tube is a winking it's a stinking. I tol that ho if she goes to bed with a icthy pucker tube she gonna wake up wit a stinky finger.
by gentle moose February 17, 2006
1. Me gotz crusty pucker itch cuz no wipey good
2. yo crusty pucker hush up we tryin' to watch da paporno movie!
3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!
2. yo crusty pucker hush up we tryin' to watch da paporno movie!
3. What ho, these ding dongs are crusty pucker!
by Songg Righta March 15, 2004
by Manilla jones August 18, 2010