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Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam

According to television host Stephen Colbert, Alexander Hamilton's signature dunk during his youth on what would become the U. S. Virgin Islands. Colbert implies that Hamilton's execution of this dunk over Aaron Burr led to the famous duel which cost Hamilton his life.
The Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam was
the most unstoppable move in the OTCBA (Original Thirteen Colonies Basketball Association)
by Bizzle fo Shizzle June 5, 2006
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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.
During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"
by thesquidge July 19, 2009
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toilet paper

Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.
1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.

2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.
by toiletpaperstories August 12, 2005
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Uphill Paper Round

Can be used to explain why someone looks considerabley older than they actually are.
Eric: Have you seen Gavin recently? He looks about 40...

Simon: Yeah, he must have had an uphill paper round.
by NowBor October 19, 2009
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paper hat joe

The nickname given to your local sushi guy...
Damn! I asked for a spicy tuna roll and paper hat joe almost killed me with his icey stare!
by Asa Guy December 27, 2008
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Paper Mario

One of the best Mario games ever created. A beautiful RPG with unique artwork and characters, and overall, kickass. I love this game, and have beaten it quite a few times.
Paper Mario is the best damned Mario game on the N64!
by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004
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Paper Bag Scale

Like the normal scale used to rate chicks 1-10, but rated as if there was a paper bag on their head.
"Check out that chick with the busted face!"

"Whatever that shits like a paper bag 7."

(aka 7 out of 10 on the paper bag scale)
by b18vtec September 18, 2010
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