pedantophile

Pedantophile - Pe-Dant-O-file.
Synonyms - Annoying, Very annoying, pedantic bastard, git, Grammar Nazi etc...
Pedantophiles are people who, regardless of logic or sanity, will complain bitterly about how something needs to be correct, perfectly, flawlessly and without error.
Constantly, never abating in their dedication to being, well pedantic, they will grind away the hours of your life debating whether people should use an oxford comma.
More interested in grammatical correctness than in real world issues, it is not rare for this type of person to be killed complaining bitterly about the lack of good English in the lesser papers, such as the Sun, or Star. Forgetting entirely, that the average reader of the Sun or Star, cannot actually read.
If you meet one of these people, be warned, conversations can skew into meaningless English lessons, the type of which you escaped years ago.

Symptoms of pedantophilia may well manifest in a similar form to that of using LSD, where people concentrate on a pattern for 4 days remarking afterwards..."It looks like cheesy burnt bacon, wrapped in a skein of Yak fur".

Pendantophilia may lead to Aids (unconfirmed).

"You didn't capitalise your sentence...DIE SCUM!"
"There should be a possesive apostrophe on that word"...*snort*.
"English muthaf****r, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
"I am not a pedantophile, now, about this spelling of yours, Dyslexia you say?.... BURN THE WITCH!..."

by CJH May 28, 2007

Mexican brake pedal

The horn in an automobile. Used in conversation to describe the idiotic act of continuously honking the car horn for several seconds instead of doing what is safe and prudent while traveling at an unsafe speed... applying the brakes.

So named for the unfortunate driving practices of Mexican cab drivers.

Also known as the Egyptian brake pedal.

Yo Vashon! Don't slow down at that intersection. We are going to be late for our drug deal! Give 'em the Mexican brake pedal... those pedestrians will get the Hell out of our way!

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 8, 2006

pedalcore

My imaginary word for a healthy blend of punk, metal and hardcore that one should have in their musical diet. Not called petalcore because honestly pedalcore sounds better and represents the speed that these three genres contain.

Pedalcore people are smart enough not to be genre specific in what they listen to...it's rock! ENJOY!

Pedalcore kids are smart enough to respect others in their quest for musical enlightenment.

by Pagis!!! December 15, 2008

pedaling

To sell some drugs on the black market.

Todd's been pedaling mad meow meow over the past few months and is filthy stinking rich.

by A Soap Bar March 27, 2016

german gas pedal

In self-defense, plant your foot on the other guy's balls and grab his feet (the steering wheel) and while gripping tightly, push down on the gas with your foot.

When Sven attempted to molest me, I applied the German gas pedal to his member and crushed his balls.

by Steve-O April 23, 2003

PEDALPHILE

Someone who is interested in bicycles,unicycles,and tricycles.

Dude,that pedalphile collects old Raleigh and J.C.Higgins bicycles.

by FRANK PIERCE November 17, 2003

Japanese Gas Pedal

A Japanese Gas Pedal is where you sit on the ground face to face with someone and you stick your foot in this person's crotch. Then you grab their ankles and pull. It's a rather painful maneuver that people rarely let happen to them voluntarily.

I was kicking JoJo's ass when he somehow managed to give me a Japanese Gas Pedal. This ended the fight and confused me at the same time, because I could have sworn that he was Chinese.

by The Life of Reilly September 6, 2008