Parallelogram

If you make an illuminati triangle with two hands, then flip one hand. This is what you end up with.

The {illuminati} is in 4 sided shapes too.

Person 1: WOAH HOW'D YOU MAKE THAT PARALLELOGRAM!
Person 2: Well, you just...

by BurningToast May 29, 2018

Parallax

The secret second moon that science is covering up. You can see it if you look at the moon with one eye, then close it and open the other.

Tim: Hey, have you seen Parallax?

Ed: Yeah, that's a dumb name, it should be called Moon 2.

by BCheeta July 9, 2019

Love parallelogram

A romantic relationship involving three people, in which two people are in a relationship with each other, and the third person is in love with both of them.

A: I found myself in a love parallelogram when I realized I love both Alice and Bob, like bro they are in love with each other...
B: God that's why I'm a relationship anarchist, this shit is too much for my brain.

by dirt 💖 December 28, 2022

Going from Parallel to Perpendicular

Going From Straight To Homosexual.

" Remember Brian back in high school? When i took my trip up to san fran last month, i actually ran into him; and from what i saw/ heard, now he's Going from Parallel to Perpendicular.

Never thought he'd swing that way, but i guess he does now.

by sfjhsfh June 29, 2009

parallel appetites

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!

after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!

by michael foolsley February 2, 2010

parallel porking

Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.

I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.

by Zedarius November 8, 2015

Parallel Parking

Spooning.

With or without intercourse.

Hey baby back yo’ trunk up and show me yo’ parallel parking skillz.

by Napolee August 10, 2019