Muff-Wagon

A car or other form of transport which is being used by one or more attractive women.

As used in the popular British TV Show "The Inbetweeners".

*A car with four attractive women drives past*
Man1: Woah mate look at them!
Man2: Nice! That is one of the best Muff-Wagons I have EVER seen!

by Wye Knott October 2, 2010

Face Muff

v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.

"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"

by Suplie Pmac July 1, 2009

muff butter

When one is eating out a woman, and as she cums, she releases a massive load of slimy sour white cream upon your tongue. Very thick, unlike normal vagina juice.

Paul was enjoying a nice feast when Corrine released a load of muff butter upon his tongue.
He then vomited.

by Tarnation September 26, 2006

muff marinara

Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.

That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!

by Honorarius April 26, 2006

Mufficated

When you go down on a girl who is unshaven and you cannot breath due to pubic hairs up your nose.

Her bush need to be trimmed. While I was going down town the bitch almost mufficated me!

by Dill-pickle February 25, 2009

Muff muncher

Commonly known as a lesbian, who eats muff.

''Mom, Dad, Im a muff muncher.''
''A what?''
''A lesbian''
''Oh....ok.''

by Jenny & Miranda & Holly & Lauren January 3, 2007

muffdive

(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.

I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."

by Robert E. Porter April 3, 2006