So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, throw a bowl of clam chowder in her face.
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Common Marine culture states that their training is "a challenge of a liftime" and that they are invaluable to the modern U.S. military. They bring no more to the U.S. military than any other branch and their training is not much more difficult than anything you'll go through in the military. In fact, if you compared to the "elite warrior" (because Marines believe they are) programs of other branches it is easier.
They only believe all this because they are told this from the very beginning, including the recruiting process. The Marines have found a niche in recruiting by making people believe they are the "elite fighting" branch and it has worked effectively.
While other branches have taken other routes. Army recruiters tell you that combat is an option. Navy recruiters tell you that their boot camp is easy and is only six weeks. While Air Force recruiters will tell you that they are the most technological military branch and are the head of the U.S. military's nuclear power and aviation.
The truth is, joining the Army is becoming a soldier. A soldier is a warrior and a fighter so expect combat. Navy training is not easy, the basic training isn't even six weeks. All of the training can take anywhere from four months to two and a half years. The Air Force isn't the top in any fucking thing, they pretty much share nuclear and air dominance with the Navy.
Most people who join the military are boys who think that the Marines/Army/Navy/Air Force will make them men, when in reality it will just make them into assholes. The others who want to give something back to their country are heroes. I used to be the former and I've grown up since then.
Common Marine culture states that their training is "a challenge of a liftime" and that they are invaluable to the modern U.S. military. They bring no more to the U.S. military than any other branch and their training is not much more difficult than anything you'll go through in the military. In fact, if you compared to the "elite warrior" (because Marines believe they are) programs of other branches it is easier.
They only believe all this because they are told this from the very beginning, including the recruiting process. The Marines have found a niche in recruiting by making people believe they are the "elite fighting" branch and it has worked effectively.
While other branches have taken other routes. Army recruiters tell you that combat is an option. Navy recruiters tell you that their boot camp is easy and is only six weeks. While Air Force recruiters will tell you that they are the most technological military branch and are the head of the U.S. military's nuclear power and aviation.
The truth is, joining the Army is becoming a soldier. A soldier is a warrior and a fighter so expect combat. Navy training is not easy, the basic training isn't even six weeks. All of the training can take anywhere from four months to two and a half years. The Air Force isn't the top in any fucking thing, they pretty much share nuclear and air dominance with the Navy.
Most people who join the military are boys who think that the Marines/Army/Navy/Air Force will make them men, when in reality it will just make them into assholes. The others who want to give something back to their country are heroes. I used to be the former and I've grown up since then.
Immature Marine: ARMY stands for Ain't Ready for Marines Yet.
Rational Person: Just shut the fuck up, you're hurting my head.
Rational Person: Just shut the fuck up, you're hurting my head.
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by chris January 27, 2005
Get the marines mug.Is an upcoming AAA indie oped door development sci-fi first person shooter trilogy currently in development by Zero Point Software for PC, and an eventual release on PS3 and 360. Their various mottos are "AAA indie" "For the love of the game" and "You will believe".
Being AAA indie they are not funded by multi-national million dollar corporations, and are funded by pre-orders. This game so far has 3 demos available to free members as pre-ordering allows alpha access. These demos are "The Vault" a showroom full of characters and info etc. "Bullseye" a shooting gallery type minigame. "Running Man" where you fight off against hordes of aggressive combat drones. And "Deadlock" their currently alpha stage multiplayer.
From available demos and a comparison against COD MW2(or possibly MW1) it is extremely realistic. As sounds are much better aswell as swaying when running (and list goes on...). In my opinion this looks like a halo and cod killer. And music is far better than anything.
Being AAA indie they are not funded by multi-national million dollar corporations, and are funded by pre-orders. This game so far has 3 demos available to free members as pre-ordering allows alpha access. These demos are "The Vault" a showroom full of characters and info etc. "Bullseye" a shooting gallery type minigame. "Running Man" where you fight off against hordes of aggressive combat drones. And "Deadlock" their currently alpha stage multiplayer.
From available demos and a comparison against COD MW2(or possibly MW1) it is extremely realistic. As sounds are much better aswell as swaying when running (and list goes on...). In my opinion this looks like a halo and cod killer. And music is far better than anything.
IM Fan: "Have you heard about Interstellar Marines? It looks like the best game ever!"
COD Fan: "No MW3 teh b3st g4m3 eva!"
IM Fan: "You realise that you say that about ever COD game? (whispers "then watch gay porn"). Hacktivision doesn't care about you! They put out a "new" game every year because they're to lazy to keep stopping hackers, and knows what happens if they don't. ZPS cares, their motto is "for the love of the game". Not "slap on a new ui on this.""
COD Fan: (to disgruntled to use l337, but after years of exposure to inferior style games has no sense of grammer or speaking true-english) "No thay doent!!!..."
COD Fan: "No MW3 teh b3st g4m3 eva!"
IM Fan: "You realise that you say that about ever COD game? (whispers "then watch gay porn"). Hacktivision doesn't care about you! They put out a "new" game every year because they're to lazy to keep stopping hackers, and knows what happens if they don't. ZPS cares, their motto is "for the love of the game". Not "slap on a new ui on this.""
COD Fan: (to disgruntled to use l337, but after years of exposure to inferior style games has no sense of grammer or speaking true-english) "No thay doent!!!..."
by KrimzinZV December 30, 2011
Get the Interstellar Marines mug.A bunch of pussy lowlife that got picked on by everyone prior to joining the military and now think they can kick anyones ass just becuase they went through 3 months of boot camp. In all reality marines are some of the biggest low life scum of the earth. They will screw your wife, steal your goods and then talk about how awesome they are. They are no better than the Army, Navy, or Air Force. They are just a bunch of pussies on a power trip. I know this because I did my time and saw how they really are.
by NJPNJPNJP December 20, 2010
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Next to the ocean, on the Las Vegas strip, in front of government buildings, in front of dilapidated hardware stores, in the middle of the street, next to monuments, on farms, on mountains, on the Hoover Dam...
It doesn't matter! They'll spin their rifles anywhere they damn please! That's how badass they are.
Next to the ocean, on the Las Vegas strip, in front of government buildings, in front of dilapidated hardware stores, in the middle of the street, next to monuments, on farms, on mountains, on the Hoover Dam...
It doesn't matter! They'll spin their rifles anywhere they damn please! That's how badass they are.
by QJ Whitewood May 24, 2010
Get the Marines mug.Biggest bunch of pseudo-motivated, officer ass-kissing, self-serving assholes in the United States Armed Forces. I should know. Just got done serving 4 years with the piece of shit organization. Ooohrah!!!
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