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The item I have stuck in my ass help
"yo dude I love playing my DS lite, wanna play together soon?"
"Yeah I just need to uh get it real quick"

*muffled ds lite startup plays*
Ds lite by Omega virgin July 2, 2022
A BMW that isn't a proper M Car.

You have mainline BMW M Power High Performance cars, such as the 1M, M3, M5, Z3M, even the M2, for example.

But there are range of more affordable, not so premium, and overall a less desirable car - and that is the M Lite!

These cars will include M140i, M135i, M50i, M340i, the new Z4 M40i and any Diesel

(the "i" at the end stands for "I Can't Afford An M Car")

The problem is, owners of M Lite BMW's usually tell everyone they own an M1 or M3, because they're too ashamed to tell the truth.

Also, do not be fooled by what M Sport owners say - this also falls under the moniker of M Lite.
Car guy 1: "Hey, I just got a new car!"

Car guy 2: "No way! Did you get that BMW 1M you were telling me about?"

Car guy 1: "Uh.. Yes, yes I did! It's great. Feels so good to finally have a M Power car. I love my M140i"

Car guy 2: "Hold on.. That's an M Lite! Why would you lie to me like that? We are no longer friends"
M Lite by Master Fuego April 5, 2023

Nintendo Jake lite plus 

Nintendo Jake lite plus is the newest edition to the Nintendo Jake series it came out the 6/3/2020.
The new edition has way more features and games such as, IdlerMC and ITS OWN DISCORD BOT!
Idler player 1: Have you seen the new Nintendo Jake lite plus?
Idler player 2: Hell yeah bro it only costs 699.420$
Nintendo Jake lite plus by LeYesnt December 4, 2020

Miller Lite 

If I had to decide between goat piss and miller lite, I'm going with the goat piss.
Miller Lite by joemammy September 3, 2016

miller lite 

Best damn brew on the planet period. Nothing hits the spot like a cold Miller lite on a hot day. There is nothing that I would rather be caught with in my hand with the exception of an MGD.

Miller Lite is sick ass and takes the back seat to nobody.
Hey jonny i'm a poor bum. All I can eat on this budget is lakeport and cans of beans.

Well sir I drink Miller lite because I like to look like a dope ass hustler.
miller lite by Russ Hamilton June 11, 2006

Miller-Lite-Headed

Another form of the common hangover, however this is the state of feeling light headed the day after a long night of drinking Miller Lite.
Man..I sure am Miller-Lite-Headed from our 13 rounds of beer pong last night, I think I might puke.
Miller-Lite-Headed by Kberghs February 11, 2007