Liter

1. a unit of metric measurement
2. as demonstated in "Super Troopers", shorthand notation (in French) for 'gimme some fuckin cola!'

1.
damn, deez here litre bottlez is chuggalious

2.
Farva: you know what i want? a liter of cola. liter's french for GIMME SOME FUCKIN COLA!

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Liter

French for give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking lip.

"I want a god damn liter of cola."

"I dont know what that is."

"Liter is french, for give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking lip!"

by colincatastrophe September 24, 2006

Liter

Incorrect american spelling of Litre

Americans don't need measurement, because they drink alcohol free beer.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

Liter

A metric measurement used for engine displacement, brought to the states by the introduction of shitty foreign cars to the American market.

I drove my 1.6 liter Civic to the store to buy 2.0 liters of soda.

by Mprt Hatr September 29, 2003

literally

Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?

wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."

by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015

Literally

a word with no meaning in today's USA.

Person 1: I am literally going to have a stroke if I see another tweet about fake news.
Person 2: Are you really? Should I call 911?

Person 1: Why would you call 911?

by DatJewishkid July 6, 2017

literally

used to describe something that actually happens or exists. One of the most overused words in modern society. Not to be confused with figuratively, as this is the complete opposite.

Incorrect usage:

A: It was literally raining cats and dogs.

B: Really dipshit? How many scratches do you have?

Correct usage:
A: Dude, Justin Bieber literally has half a billion views on YouTube.
B: Shit, really? Now I know the world is coming to an end

by grammerpalice July 1, 2011