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Jangle Scoot

The jangle scooter or jangle scoot is another word for the ice cream truck used by my grandmother (RIP).
If that jangle scoot man come racin down the hill with all these kids out here playin, I'm a have to pull my pistol on him.
by jusbcosiwan2 April 15, 2010
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jellyback Jangler

Kinda like a titty twistersept you GRAB the titty... SHAKE.... Then SLAP
Jenny wouldntshut up so bill had to bustout and give her a jellyback jangler
by bob December 5, 2003
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Jangler

One who delays; A person who takes forever to do a certain task; That asshole that takes a lifetime to do something completely ridiculouly simple
"Come on! We've been waiting for hours! You're such a jangler!"
by omgitsnikkix93 March 25, 2009
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Jimmy Jangled

a state of high intoxication from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol
"dude I got so jimmy jangled this weekend in vegas that I had anal sex and didn't even know it!"
by Marty the Party August 19, 2008
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wang jangler

the product of adorning ones wang with festive seasonal accouterments (bells, holly, garland etc.)
Dennis: I can't wait for the office holiday party this evening

Petra: Me neither

Dennis: I have been selecting multiple items from the Hobby Lobby so that I can show off me wang jangler

Petra: Neat, I am down with your wang jangler....
by cornfritter December 23, 2010
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Jangler

'Jang' is a noun meaning 'testicle' that has many uses and derivatives. When used in the plural ('jangs'), it refers to the balls as a whole, thus including the scrotum.

Its most diverse and most used derivative is it's verb form, 'jangle'. Strictly defined, this means to strike a male in the balls but 'jangle' has seen other uses resultant of its noun form, 'jangler' (see below). Thus, when used with a direct object (generally a name), 'jangle' means to strike said direct object in the balls. However, when used intransitively, it means to act like a jangler (definition two).

'Jangler' is the gerund noun form of 'jangle'. It has two meanings: first, it is more strictly defined as one who strikes males in the balls. Less strictly, however, it can also be used as a label for one who is equally distasteful as a nut-puncher, generally one who is arrogant, deceptive, or foolish.
"My jangs are itchy today."

"Whoa! Did you see how hard Frank just got jangled?"
"Look at Roger jangling around over there."

"Protect your balls; I hear there's a jangler about."
"Jon just told me he can bench more than that body-builder. What a jangler!"
by GBC The Box November 28, 2009
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I've been jingle jangled

I've been jingle jangled replaces the words 'royally fucked' and bamboozled.
by RandomLady2002 December 14, 2016
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