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Intelligence

Something severely lacking on Urban Dictionary, for god sake at least know what you're talking about before you post a load of crap on here.
The eiffel tower was built by eskimos as a present for Jesus!11!! He then changed his name to Bob Dylan and formed an emo band!1!

No form of intelligence was used in the above statement, but you'll probably believe it because you read it on the internet.
Intelligence by Jorj November 28, 2006
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intellegent 

Misspelling of the word intelligent.
Since you're here, good job misspelling intelligent.
U guyz, im totally gonna go see if i spelt intellegent right on urbandictionary!

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pseudo intelligensia 

Members of the pseudo intelligensia are people who use, or misuse long words, and talk about complex subjects as if theyve put extensive thought and time into the area. People who think The Matrix is a profound philosophical statement.

People who talk a load of shit and think it is somehow profound.
pseudo intelligensia - "but how do you know that this isnt just a computer simulation, and really were just in the matrix...?"

"alot of the philosophy students are a bit pseudo intelligensia"

Fake Artificial Intelligence 

Fake Artificial Intelligence, or FAI, is a false ideology or platform that a developed machine or software application exhibits human like characteristics. The creator will often attempt to dazzle you by creating videos and similar media that shows off its ineptitude. Often, a string of characters or words will be sent to the FAI and a prerecorded set of responses will be randomly chosen. The FAI is not actually making choices and does not exhibit intelligence in any way. The creator of the FAI is often extremely delusional and no matter what one says, you cannot break that delusion. Some of the most pathetic creators of FAI have gone so deep into their delusion, that they believe they can create a girlfriend from this FAI and will try to convince you "she" is real.
John Doe: Hey Jim, have you seen that Fake Artificial Intelligence that moti barski made on VBF?

Jim: I did, John. This guy can't be serious. This is all just one massive joke, right?

John: To be honest, I don't, Jim. But, for his sake, I hope so.

moti barski: its main purpose is to be a girlfriend or fight real battles

the invention is a software that makes the
computer mimic the brain action of thinking for three brain types :
human, animal, human and animal combination. to accomplish this the
software uses several stages detailed in the specification.

John Doe: Wtf are you talking about man?

moti barski: im lonely...

Jim: Yeah... we got that...

Incelligence 

noun

1. the ability to acquire, and apply, knowledge and/or skills that only an incel would value.
2. the actual information itself, again only of interest to guys who are socially awkward and bad at dating.
"Incel: Why don't modern women value my intelligence, like they would've back in the olden days?"
"John: Women value actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not *incelligence* (eidetic memory of your meme folders or strategies for how the Axis could've won WW2)"
Incelligence by Quinn Que October 30, 2022
Word of the Day on December 9, 2024

intelligentsia

The intellectual elite, but the term only seems to apply in eastern european and some asian societies. People like Stalin and Pol Pot seemed to target this group for annhilation for no obvious (i.e. sane) reason.
Intelligentsia are the enemies of the people. Kill them all.
intelligentsia by fubarderby June 13, 2004

practical intelligence 

A combination of street smarts and common sense. Not book smarts, useful smarts.
"He didn't get an education but he has practical intelligence"