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Grumplestiltskin

When one whines beyond perpetual belief which thus makes the ear drums implode
Damn kids won't stop whining that I won't give them the grape drank! What a bunch of grumplestiltskins!
by DJ J Kid July 7, 2010
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grumble cakes

1. Something a girl possesses that is strongly desired by others, esp. Strong Bad
2. A Number One Hit Single by Strong Bad
"Girl, gimme those grumble cakes!"
- "Grumble Cakes" by Strong Bad
by uh da cheat October 28, 2004
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Grumbleslave

When your slave sucks down your grumble
My grumbleslave is a little faggot who sucks my grumble.
by Grimbon January 15, 2018
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GrumbleBoat

used to describe either;
a) a male/female with an horrificly ugly face or
b) someone with an angry face similar to a gurn

derived from two seperate cockney rhyming phrases;
1)Grumble=Grumble and Grunt=Cunt
2)Boat=Boat Race=Face
so the translation is clearly cuntface...
'look at the GrumbleBoat on that...she was grim!'

'That dude was livid, he had a proper GrumbleBoat on him'
by grumble-love July 15, 2009
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Grumble surf

Searching the internet for 'grumble' - grot, indecent images, smut and/or pornography.

N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.
"Mam, can you get some tissues when you're at the shops? I fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. You told me off last time when I didn't wipe down afterwards."

internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy
by Carlos Poco-Caliente July 29, 2010
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grumplestein

a bunch of people who birth people from their mind
hey look over there theres a bunch of grumplesteins being born
by lhw45tiyw5 September 7, 2017
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Humble Grumble

sub standard porn substitute that is commonly found in the average house.
gary glitter uses the mothercare catalogue as humble grumble having been banned from using the internet and being within 500 miles of a school. also could be the underwear section of the littlewoods cataolgue used by teenage boys.
by carl duncan April 3, 2009
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