Facebook Floozy

When someone has like 700 friends you know two things are true about them. 1. They come from a rich family. 2. They only really know or like a fraction of their friends. So I call them Facebook Floozies because their standards are so low.

Did you check out Alex's Facebook friends? He's got like 700 of them. He's a Facebook floozy yo!

by JoeKM1978 February 19, 2008

floozy

a girl who enjoys performing sexual favors on men by the dozen, or a girl who simply cannot get enough schlong

sellers called heather and emma floozies, but he later apologized to emma, because it is just heather who is the floozy

by uhh hunter September 28, 2005

floored it

1. To have suddenly accelerated a motor vehicle, perhaps to evade police or armed pursuers. May be used as a substitution to "he burned rubber", "he put the pedal to the metal" or "he high-tailed it outta there."

2. A common cultural utterance used in lieu of a less common Greek proverb; "He who harvests the beets drinks first from the gourd." Often used to confuse nosy children who have heard others use the phrase "flirted" due to the similarity in phonology.

1. "The pigs saw that arm hangin' outta the trunk, man...he saw them turn on the blinkers and he floored it!"

2. "Why did you tip the waiter so much?"
"He was good and plus he totally flirted."
"What did you say, Mom?"
"I said he 'floored it', dear."
"Floored it? What does that mean?"
"He who harvests the beets...drinks first from the gourd."
"..."

by Lone Wulfe September 22, 2008

flooge

A word used to substitute the expletive "fuck". It can be used in place of it in any situation.

"flooge that shit"

by RosyJewlz311 November 10, 2009

floored

(N) Any vehicle sitting on the frame. As low as low gets.
(V) Pushing the gas pedal to the floor, while driving.

(N) One Floored Accord.
(V) I can't get away from these cops. The pedal is floored!!!!!

by $0l0 August 1, 2003

fooze

noun : droplets of urban condensation that drip from air conditioners onto the streets below.

I was standing outside of my friends apartment when a large glob of fooze landed directly on the back of my neck.

Can also be used as a verb...

The streets of the lower east side are covered in puddles of fooze, urine, and other types of hipster refuse.

by mmmolly May 28, 2006

floozeng

The act of beheading someone's spouse and ejaculating into ones neck while snogging the head of the beheaded

It was a boring day until I started floozeng

by FlooZ KinG December 6, 2016