Freckley Chopstick

When a ginger or redhhaired guy, who has freckles on their skin; has a thin, long penis.

Girl 1: "I hooked up with Damian last night. Worst sex of my life!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, tell me about it! I wouldn't go near his freckley chopstick, again if I were you.."
Girl 1: "Trust me, I'm fucking not!"

by YouDontSuccc April 28, 2017

Ching Chong Chopstick

The whole Asian language summed up into three words. in the most racist way possible.

“Hey Asian friend!”
“Hello!”
“Teach me some Asian! I already know a few words like Ching, Chong and Chopstick!”

“Ok! I wanna Ching Chong chopstick your dog!”

“😧”

by FoRTniTe SLayEr 3000 Warthog November 30, 2019

chapstick

A dashing young englishman's penis.

"bloody hell that little wanker's whippin' out the chapstick!"

by hateradefierce August 22, 2008

nipple chapstick

Moisturizing Substance that if applied directly, creates hardening of the nipple. Also makes them pointy, also helps for dry nipples.

Yesterday i rubbed on some Nipple Chapstick and felt a deep hardening sensation

by Bertha Roppilus June 16, 2008

Ripstick

A frickn sweet new style of a skateboard from Razor. If you have ever heard of the "Wave" than this is basically a much better version. Warning: Ripsticking is exremely addictive. Get it at your nearest Sharper Image.

Dude I can't stop ripsticking. It's like a drug.

by amimal22 November 5, 2007

Chapstick

When you cum in a girls belly button, let it ferment and the dip your finger in it and apply it on her lips.

I gave my girl some chapstick last night and she rocked me in the dome.

by Brendone February 14, 2012

crapsickle

n. crap, on a stick, frozen. i.e. an after-school treat loved by many children all around the world.

After school we went over to Mark's house for a refreshing ice-cold crapsickle treat.

by Brett December 17, 2004