Catholic roulette

Unprotected sex. Stems from the belief in the Catholic faith that birth control is a sin

John was playing a round of Catholic roulette with that chick by using the pullout.

by Mr. Dak November 7, 2004

Catholic Jam

The phenomenon that occurs on Sundays directly following a Catholic Church service. Generally police are involved to allow all of the church-goers to leave the church and back up other traffic in the process

Friend 1: Hey what took you so long to get here?
Friend 2: Sorry, I didn't realize it was Sunday and got caught in a major Catholic Jam

by GirlWhoCriedOw November 23, 2009

Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school

A Private school located in Sandy springs Ga, with children from K-8, and is twice recognized from the blue ribbon award and is one of the top BEST private schools in Ga

Linda: HEY do you know any good private school nearby

Karen:Yeah totally go to Saint Jude the apostle Catholic school their the BEST

by CATSINDESGUISE78 January 4, 2020

catholic girl

every mans dream, hard to get but when you can they are usually wild and have short skirts

The catholic girls snuck out of the house.

by pdiddy April 24, 2003

Eastside Catholic

A school in Sammamish, Washington full of rich snobs willing to pay $24,000 a year for a shitty education, and horrible excuse for a Catholic School. This school also has a shit football team who thinks they're good because they have one player named G Scott. These people think that they are good but in reality they are shit especially when they play other teams in the state championship and get their asses kicked. And the only reason this school is good in sports is because they RECRUIT. These people give out academic scholarships to kids who are really dumb but are good at sports to get them to come to their school. All in all this school is full of no life liars who think they are better than everyone else.

1. You go to Eastside Catholic, you privileged no life bitch.

by JustForJokes21 December 4, 2019

Two-timer Catholic

Refers to catholics who attend church twice a year, on Christmas and Easter. May also be used to refer to other religions, but is most commonly used in reference to catholics.

The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.

by Fishmalk December 10, 2011

Mater Dei Catholic High School

99% of the school who are Mexican who sell chips and burritos on the low for that hustle. The other 1% are athletes who got rejected from every other catholic high school in San Diego.

Mater Dei is highk the Walmart version of saints.

Mater Dei Catholic High School, a lame catholic school in San Diego where everyone transfers from.

by garywinthorpethefirst January 28, 2019