commander-in-chief

1. n. A self-masturbatory term President Bush uses to reassure himself of his own superiority.

2. n. A term President Bush uses when he is asked a question he does not know the answer to.

Q: "Mr. Bush, do you take advice from your father?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"

Q: "Mr. Bush, why, again, did we invade Iraq?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"

by January 20th, 2009 December 7, 2006

penile commander 2000

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.

The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.

by Mewoizraccoondogfuckerlizsabrina January 3, 2008

Tank commander

The tank commander is a sexual position where you fuck in the back of a car and stand up through the sunroof like your a tank commander.

Gave Charlotte the tank commander in the back of the Cadillac last night

by Ss Wittmann February 24, 2019

The Commander

One who commands, dictates, and gives orders of what will be done. This person does not care if you want to participate or not.

The commander told me to be at the party at exactly 5pm sharp, and demanded I eat even though I wasn’t hungry. Doesn’t he know we are all created equal? He is so bossy.

by the trombone April 7, 2019

clit commander

Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Tom O'Bannigan, Commander, USS Clit

by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

commander

The one and only, the Official.

can be exaggerated by using the term HIGH COMMAND

will give you free stuff as long as you give him free stuf.

also, somehow relates to matt castle. he also is a commander

that move just put you in high command, you commander!

that is such a commander!

by TheOfficialDimitri October 15, 2011

Commander Adama

The act of giving sexual pleasure with an action figure under a starry night sky

Last night on my neighbor's trampoline I gave my girlfriend a commander adama

by drunk tramp June 27, 2006