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Bojangler

A person who wastes time, takes too long to get ready, is always late and leaves everyone waiting.
Has anyone seen Jay, we are supposed to leave in 20 minutes?
He has to stop for gas, see a friend, and pick up some food. He'll meet us here soon.
Bah! He's such a bojangler
by Julie Jo October 20, 2008
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bondagepants

An affectionate nickname given to a person who wears pants with straps and chains on them quite often, or chooses to wear that style of clothing.
Hey guys, this is my Bondagepants.
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e-bondage

A fetish similar to bondage, S&M, domination(commonly refered to as BDSM that primarily involves computer equipment(peripherals, cables, etc.) Common e-bondage equipment includes Cat-5 cable, Compact disks(if a male is the one being subjected to the bondage), flash drives, soldering irons, USB 2.0(its backwards compatible so thats alright), floppy disks(for nostalgic Dominatrixes), and other devices that can plug directly into ports.
Dude, have you met that e-dominatrix? She is so much better with the Cat-5 than that psycho at Club Vondersexxx.
by Level 11-ty ninja March 27, 2005
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bodaggles

(Bow-day-guhls) Inner thighs of a woman, which if are reversed and put together like a butt, would be a giant butt.

Large thighs as too which a Kim Kardashian butt could be made.
"Hey Teresa, your inner thighs are sexy and big, I would say those are bodaggles."

"Whatever, creeper"

"DAMN! Now those are some bodaggles"
by BUBBAdenton October 20, 2012
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Bojangle

Noun. Bojangle (plural brojangles)
One who has been shaped by a series of maladaptive sociosexual traits for not less than twenty five years ; one who has turned to error as a result of a nonexistent or underdeveloped sexual organs; one who has turned to a twisted sense of values or morals entwined with self harm/degrading and generally frowned upon cuckoldery in order to relate to their shortcomings; A person whose sexual habits are not considered acceptable.

Synonym: (slang) Boje, Pleasure Bean, Leee’s property

Antonyms: alphamale, lovable, hung.

Usage: That Bojangle was trying to spy on us while we changed clothes; A Bojangle assaulted Maria with its tiny pleasure bean; Leee the sadistic homosexual hasn’t got himself a Bonjangle since 1991; Roddey is a Bojangle and so is his son; As you can see, the Doberman has been held captive by a Bojangle.

Usage notes: In contemporary usage, Bojangle is usually understood to refer to a sexually perverted person who turns to a particularly dark form of perversion, and feigns a persona of emotional and spiritual enlightenment while attempting to harm their ugly genitalia. A Bojangle will emit unsettling energy detected most potently by Pug dogs. Traditionally the word was mainly associated with persons of false religious beliefs, cultism, self delusion and a deep hatred for their inability to be liked, loved or tolerated by any person whatsoever.
I haven’t seen someone pretend to be happy, yet loathe themselves and hurt their sexual organs for the pleasure of post op transsexuals since 1991 - they are a Bojangle
by Boomboomman2608 June 18, 2021
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Premium Bondage

To have bondage involving dairy products.
I had premium bondage last night because i tied my girlfriend to my bed post and licked milk off of her breasts.
by Matt Timms & Josh Taylor September 28, 2006
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the allegory of bojangles

arising in seattle, wa during early june 2006, the allegorical nature of "mr. bojangles," star of many 1930s shirley temple films as well as subject for a protest song from the 1960s, alludes to the subconscious desire even the most free man has to give his pride away in order to dance a little bit.

to bojangle (v.): to dance about life with the same sadness and glib irony as bojangles himself did.
by witn September 3, 2008
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