baby alfredo

When a woman is performing oral sex on a man with noodles in her mouth. He then provides the sauce with the explosion of baby batter in her mouth, then she baby birds the noodles back to him!

We were having a great dinner then she gave me the baby alfredo

by Budmanpapa January 23, 2017

Mr.Alfred

A Mr.Alfred is a cheap piece of shit that was raised by gay french hobos.they like choking o the princials dick for a job and are usually teachers that are child molesters.

Daniel:What did you do with your son last weekend
Ombati:I played with him
Daniel:Stop being a Mr.Alfred.

by ifuckedyourmother2.0 August 31, 2018

paul alfred giltendez

paul alfred giltendez
no definition is required

why are you so paul alfred giltendez
idk ur so balls

by balls amongus March 26, 2022

Children Alfredo

Fine dining way of swallowing cum

"Hey babe, you hungry?"
"Yeah I'm thinking something fancy."
"How about some children alfredo?" *unzips pants*

by Chad Buttersworth June 16, 2022

three cheese alfredo

One of the many things guys can do with each other when they're all secretly gay, but too pussy and insecure to admit it.

Three guys gather 'round a girl and simultaneously cum onto her hair.

Three guys, all naked, jacking off together. If that isn't latently homosexual, I don't know what is. The girl doesn't change that, and is obviously a front. Take her away, and you're presented with exactly what they all wish it was.

Guy 1: I was in a three cheese alfredo yesterday. It was so hot.

Guy 2: Especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right?

Guy 3: ... Hey!

by kjsdfvlksd July 7, 2010

sausage and meatballs alfredo

dick, balls, and cum shot

Girl: baby, im hungry, what do we have to eat?
Guy: i got some sausage and meatballs alfredo, its delicious and full of protein

by 1p2o3i4u August 25, 2011

Alfredo

This Mexican guy who is fanatic of metal, . Lives in a small town in California called Dos Palos. Does a lot of working out, but is really weary when it comes to sports. He is shy and very quiet, unless you know him very well. He often gets mistaken for a Satanist for the things he does and the band shirts he wears. He may or may not be mentally unstable (according to people). He plays all the basic instruments in metal such as, drums, guitar, bass and has decent skills with all of them. He only has a handful of friends and tries to enjoy life, but often can't, because of people's stupidity and their taste in music, also the amount of insults and injuries he gets are a fuck ton. He is very comedic, and a very enjoyable person, but often gets questioned for his morbid thoughts and sense of humor. One can never figure him out, he always hides his emotions and his thoughts, unless you're good enough to get it out of him. But overall he's a pretty cool dude to hang out with. And when it comes to talking to metal oh ho ho, his knowledge on it is incredibly high, he knows a ton of bands and his three favorite sub-genres are black, death, and traditional metal. Some of his favorite bands bands include, Bathory, Obscura, Angeles Del Infierno, Baron Rojo, Cannibal Corpse, Pestilence, Gorgoroth, Mayhem, Judas Priest, Burzum, Luzbel, Suffocation, Death. So anyways, if you go to California, you might see him around...

Person 1: HEY SATAN.

Person 2: You look like a 17 year old.

Person 3: Go away you devil worshiper.

Person 4: No one likes you, kill yourself.

Alfredo: Fuck all of you and rot in hell.

by Meheecan Metalero March 22, 2013