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Genie In A Bottle

I’m a genie in a bottle, you never know what you’re gonna get.
by GenieInABottleBaby March 30, 2020
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Babe in A Bottle

Refers to perfume/deodorant that will apparently make someone irresistible to the opposite sex. Supposedly helps transform a woman into a babe, while helping the man attract one.
Ashley: Mmmm-mmmm! Babe in a bottle. Works like a charm. I’ll get lucky tonight for sure.

Cameron: Haha! In your dreams!
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)

Part A
Death in a Bottle (DIAB) Drug Description - provides up to 12-hour relief per dose, but a lifetime of bad memories. Hydrocodone is a centrally-acting toxic sludge, designed to attack every sense. This then produces an intense distraction from the pain and may even cause the patient to blackout. This blackout period can range anywhere between 5 hours to 7 days. Care must be taken in order to ensure the survival of the victim/patient. Chlorpheniramine is an Opiate that prevents the person from feeling the lethal concoction crawling through his or her veins. DIAB is for non-use only. DIAB should not be taken, period. If one insists, only take this deadly brew once every 4-5 years and in fractional increments. Any more than a gram of the stuff can cause internal bleeding and immediate loss of sight and control of one's bowel movements.
Side Effects:
Vomiting - This is due to the putrid smell reaching one's nose and causing them to lose their bearings to the surrounding world, this effect is similar to seasickness.
"Aww, man. My chest hurts so bad... I need some medicine." Poor soul heads over to the medicine cabinet and opens it up. "Oh, no.... I only have Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)... You son of a bitch. F*** this, I am going to chew on glass, would be way more satisfying."
by Heavensfury January 10, 2010
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A Bottom

How someone who is lazy, boring and stubborn is in bed
Person1: Why are you in a bad mood?
Person2: I finally slept with Nancy last night, turns out she is A Bottom
by ds.at April 6, 2021
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Beer in a bottle?

Brilliant!

-Drinking beer straight from the bottle-
by tricky December 29, 2004
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time in a bottle

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.
Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"
by Jay March 19, 2004
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