Steel Wool Slip-and-slide

(Similar to a Mustache Ride)

A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.

Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.

Beth: Man I got drunk with Marks Dad last night and the mutha fucker gave me the the ole "Steel Wool Slip-and-slide" I wont be able to feel my pussy for days."

Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.

by Erutious August 16, 2010

Listen Wool

A term used when someone tells you to listen to them, and you object, cutting them off mid sentence with this obnoxious phrase. Normally the person who is interrupted will be confused and stunned, giving the other person a chance to rebuttal and embarrass them.

Dan: "Okay, that's enough, Listen-"

William: "LISTEN WOOL, baby, we like to fook. Fook all the time"

Dan: "No I-"

William: "We fook all the time baby!"

by LocAsian November 2, 2011

lot of wool

A Lot of females in one area usually women who have not shaved.

Damn that's a lot of wool in that soriety picture.

by thepuckishoingon June 24, 2015

Button on a wool coat

A tiny penis head buried in a big bush of pubic hair.

That guy was hung like a button on a wool coat.

by Combop March 7, 2017

virgin wool

The hair on the pubes of a woman who has never fucked before.

We went to the drive in last night. She doen't have virgin wool anymore.

by Taddy February 23, 2005

niger wool

The nappy velcro like hair of a black person.

I found some niger wool on the barber shop floor.

by zxert July 8, 2005

Scrub my Wool

The act of someone jacking you off, usually used as a way to offend someone. can be used in the manner of "your mom" (randomly)

Johnny: "hey can you do my homework later?"
Tom: "How about you scrub my wool"
Johnny: "Umm?..."
Everyone else "Hahahah!!!"

by Kale19 October 18, 2010