4 definitions by LocAsian
A middle class suburban down in Mahopac, New York, named after the once toxic lake in which the students of the middle school currently reside. It is a uncultured town, filled with Guido Italians, pot smoking skater kids, and snoody rich white folk. Joe Torre once lived there while he still coached the New York Yankee's but since his career was going to the back nine, he moved, leaving the town with its only source of interest. What remains is a large group of teenage children who are usually bored and think that by drinking alcohol in their parents basement, hanging out at the Stop And Shop, or the McDonald's parking lot gives them some sort of "cool" factor. They fail to realize that this is just a precursor to their eventual downfall in society. Basically, it blows.
Tom: Hey Sean, you wanna go to McDonalds?
Sean: No, we'll probably see Vinny Pot's and Pans or some retarded pot head sophomores from Mahopac there.
Tom: Man this town sucks. Let's go to JV.
Sean: No, we'll probably see Vinny Pot's and Pans or some retarded pot head sophomores from Mahopac there.
Tom: Man this town sucks. Let's go to JV.
by LocAsian March 24, 2009
The real definition of the word simp before it was hijacked by the unintelligent during the great pandemic of 2020.
Simp, short for, simpleton, means that someone lacks intelligence. Much like the writers who wrote 200 pages of the same definition
Simp, short for, simpleton, means that someone lacks intelligence. Much like the writers who wrote 200 pages of the same definition
Internet-based simp: John's a simp, he likes Jessica.
Anyone born below the year 2000:
No, you're a simp because that's fucking stupid.
Anyone born below the year 2000:
No, you're a simp because that's fucking stupid.
by LocAsian August 9, 2020
A tactic used by "elite" players in battlefield or call of duty. Usually they think that by getting the drop on another player who probably wasn't paying attention or possibly having a life, makes them special in some way shape or form. The solution to this usually is simple, where you knife them on the next wave, round, level, and instantly their tune has been changed
George: Hey, that guy thinks he's cool by bullet bagging you after you were trying to snipe those guys on the hill
Jim: Yeah, but after I re-spawned on you, I knifed him, so let's see if he'll try that again now that I have his dog tags and his family will never be able to identify his corpse.
Jim: Yeah, but after I re-spawned on you, I knifed him, so let's see if he'll try that again now that I have his dog tags and his family will never be able to identify his corpse.
by LocAsian November 2, 2011
A term used when someone tells you to listen to them, and you object, cutting them off mid sentence with this obnoxious phrase. Normally the person who is interrupted will be confused and stunned, giving the other person a chance to rebuttal and embarrass them.
Dan: "Okay, that's enough, Listen-"
William: "LISTEN WOOL, baby, we like to fook. Fook all the time"
Dan: "No I-"
William: "We fook all the time baby!"
William: "LISTEN WOOL, baby, we like to fook. Fook all the time"
Dan: "No I-"
William: "We fook all the time baby!"
by LocAsian November 2, 2011