turtle

awkward boi

he's a turtle

by itsutzoycoycpu August 8, 2017

Turtle

A beautiful animal everyone likes especially you.

I like turtles

by A turtle thats bored January 30, 2019

Turtle

Turtles are the best type of animal ever they are best

Man:Dude I love turtles
other man: i know right
man theres one now

by turtlelover71 June 4, 2018

Turtled

When someone pulls your collar over your head non sexualy sometimes

Chris was turtled when his sex doll pulled his collar over his head

by Christopher turtle May 24, 2018

Turtling

When someone is acting really retarded and you got no other way to describe them

MAN YOU ARE TURTLING RIGHT NOW ! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

by Fundip39 February 23, 2019

Turtling

Turtling is being too slow at doing things such as morning routine, or taking a shower or getting dressed or getting work done.

E.g. I've been turtling all morning, messaging people instead of showering and eating breakfast and getting out the door and being in massive action towards my goals

by Massive action June 8, 2017

The Turtle

When not being able to go to the toilet, and you have to shit so bad the tip of your shit goes out of your anus and say " heeeey " and goes back inside.

Oh shit! I just did the turtle

by Uw00tmejt January 22, 2017