Definitions by simo1981

de-shagged 

When you dumped the girl/guy you are not officially in a relationship with, just fucking

Sarah: so are you going over tammys house tonight?

Grant: Nah i de-shagged that hoe, found a better bitch to plough

de-shagged by simo1981 May 21, 2011

blister 

Some lazy bastard who always misteriously appears after the hard work has been finished, much like a blister

Mat came over to help move the bulk stack after finishing guitar hero for the 4th time today
Wat a filthy ranga blister

blister by simo1981 April 20, 2008

skivvy 

An uncircumcized dick

Brad: bro your mama loves my skivvy, coz ur dad has a helmet
Mat: yeh but she said the dick cheese trapped in there was nasty

skivvy by simo1981 April 19, 2008

turtleneck

When yo bustin 4 a shit so bad that the log is popping in and out of ur anus, often leaving brown dabs on your underwear

I knew i shoulda had a shit before going to the movies i was turtlenecking for 2 hours and couldnt concentrate!

turtleneck by simo1981 April 19, 2008