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Tijuana Turnpike

When two or three people go to a graveyard and dig up a male dead body. One person puts their mouth on the body's slightly decayed penis while another person puts their mouth on the body’s slightly decayed anus while the other person or people jump onto the body's stomach shooting the mung through the penis and the anus into the first person's mouth.
Me and the guys are heading to the Tijuana Turnpike this Friday at the graveyard. Be there or be square!
by 4R0W3 June 15, 2023
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Incan turnpike

The act of masturbating into the anus, then getting a lubricated wooden stake and inserting it into the anus, then proceeding to pull it out, light it on fire, and perform an ancient Incan ritual on it.
Amy and I were going to do an Incan Turnpike later, but we may consider something else first.
by Nightleaf906678 September 15, 2024
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Australian Turnpike

When you cum, defecate, and vomit at the same time
Jack tried jerking off while chain smoking his vape and pulled an Australian Turnpike
by Joenashhh May 17, 2025
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Berlin Turnpike

Pouring fireball down a woman’s taint and drinking it out of her asshole.
“My girlfriend finally let me give her a good old Berlin Turnpike last night.
by tidepod eater 41 September 6, 2025
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New Jersey Turnpike

Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown
Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike
by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023
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play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike

farting on someone's penis
Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!
by airda07 June 1, 2023
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