Incan turnpike

The act of masturbating into the anus, then getting a lubricated wooden stake and inserting it into the anus, then proceeding to pull it out, light it on fire, and perform an ancient Incan ritual on it.
Amy and I were going to do an Incan Turnpike later, but we may consider something else first.
by Nightleaf906678 September 16, 2024
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