Thanos

Thanos was originally a very large smurf who used to protect them from Gargamel but then Gargamel thwacked him with the red paint which made him look like a prune so papa smurf told him to get lost an that's why that's wanted to kill half of the universe

Thanos wanted to destroy all the smurfs

by The purple smurf May 6, 2020

Thanos

Barny's big pissed brother with a shiney collection of rocks bedazzling his booger hooks.

wow thanos just touched me with his golden taint tickler.

by Cooter polluter August 1, 2020

Thanos

A big, purple grape that has been mixed with a prune. He loves to collect rocks and put them in his mitten. He shows them to his friends and then plays hide and seek with half of them.

Thanos has a nice mitten.

by BiggerChungus69 May 2, 2019

Thanos

A big grape with a shiny mit that has a shiny rock collection

oh Shit is a a big grape, oh wait its Thanos

by Bob12389 April 30, 2019

Thanos

A grape with a shiny oven mit and a rock collection

Thanos is a grape

by Bob12389 September 23, 2019

Thanos

A purple nigga just tryna ice out his glove

Person 1: Damn Thanos really killed Gamora for the soul stone!
Person 2: Yeah, but that’s what it takes for the finest ice.

by Am3ricanSniper April 29, 2019

Thanos

A big strong grape with anger issues and is also a kidnapper. He also has an undersized oven mitt with shiny overpowered stones on them. ALSO HE DA GUY FROM FORTNITE.

Iron man: Oh na we is losing
Doctor Strange: Hey nah we is winning

Iron man: Why u is tell me
Thanos: With da power of dis stone MIGHTY SNAP

by TopSorcery January 3, 2023