Simpinitus

The acute sickness of simping longterm. A tragic disease that leads to loosing large portions of a man's income, assets, possessions, dignity and self worth to a woman of his desire. This illness often leads to feelings of helplessness, low self-esteem, frustration and anger. Once an extreme infection of this illness has taken over the man's body, mind and spirit, and all resources have been lost, suicides have been known occur, particularly after divorce.

Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.

Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.

Your simpinitus is on another level. I can't even be seen hanging around you, these chicks might get the wrong idea about me.

by Great Game J August 3, 2020

simpinforthejaegerbros

Someone who never misses and has a delectable taste in characters.

"Simpinforthejaegerbros is always spittin."

"Simpinforthejaegerbros never miss, Erehisu > All."

by Ackermanpack February 27, 2021

Simping

104th Battalion commander Ceasar For savannah

Ceasar Is simping hard for savannah Rn

by Judge Bama January 23, 2021

simpingoverrchuuya

The best person on this earth and one if my fav mutuals in the universe they deserve all love❗❤🍓 very fruity to and nice❗❗

"One of my fav mutuals is simpingoverrchuuya"

by Strawberry.aku March 20, 2021

simpingforkazuichi

-number 1 marniel shipper
-number 1 kazuichi simp duh.
-if i had to pick a wife it would be them
-dont give then monster PLEASE

🕴oh hey who's simpingforkazuichi?
💃they're my wife
🕴oh swag

by kara mcswagger March 27, 2021

simpingformaryeunice

The most coolest funniest mutual ik 🤞🏼

simpingformaryeunice is cooler than you.

by meheartevanpeters June 3, 2021

Simping

Treating a woman like a goddess for the sake of a relationship (that's never going to happen)

A: He just donated $100 to that streamer, his message was: I love you my goddess
B: yeah he's simping hard

by cheeeeeeeese42 September 5, 2021