spank dat ass

To strike a backside firmly and convincingly.

You watch yourself, or I will spank dat ass

by Deucebeast June 28, 2007

dry spank

Masturbation without the aid of lubrication. Can be done anytime, anywhere.

If yer a man with a hand, and it can reach yer schlong, yer never far from
a good ol' dry spank

by pmc November 2, 2002

Wank n’ Spank

When you are giving your cock a vigorous wank and you have a sexual partner lovingly, but repeatedly and firmly, spanking your dangling ballsack at the same time. Ideally, the wank and the spank are performed in synchronized fashion.

I was giving myself a old fashioned wank when my girl walked in. She helped finish me off with a wank n’ spank. My balls are sore as hell.

by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

Spank Fort

Any place where the teen or preteen boy hides away from parents or family members for the purpose of waxing the dolphin, spanking the monkey, flogging the bishop, wacking off, or masturbating.

Nobody could find little Derek after supper time, he slipped off to his spank fort to wack off to the new girl on the block.

by Daleicious January 9, 2008

Spank factor

Amount of sexual content in a t.v. show, movie, magazines or any media and how it relates to influencing or causing the urge to "jack off" (masturbate).

Basic Instinct 2 was a pretty bad movie despite the high Spank factor.
I'm not going to listen to a Christine Aguilera C.D., but the booklet has a high Spank factor.

by Johnny Queifer October 18, 2008

brand spankin'

Shortened from "Brand Spankin' New"
Simply put, it's removing the word new.

Term used when something is new, or brand spankin' new.

"Nice kicks man"
"Thanks, they're brand spankin'"

by Thup? April 2, 2008

SpankBank

the collection of images, thoughts, dreams, and desires one conjures to heighten arousal in order to achieve climax; In regards to Self Gratification/Masturbation

I went home last night and pulled one from the spank bank to get off

by cooter March 7, 2003