smuffed

to be extremely tired

i am smuffed after playing for 3 hours.

by Desh, DJ January 12, 2009

Smurfel

To press your lips on someones stomach or body and blow. Often done to babies to make them laugh.

Corey gives Jennifer a smurfel on her neck

by johnthepirate September 29, 2009

Slurfed

Slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a Ukranian Jew who hasn't had a perogie in 12 weeks. So he's a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your butthole on his penis!

I was walking down the street and almost got slurfed... My butt hurt kinda tightened up today!

by Perogie Stealer July 23, 2012

smurfette effect

Stereotypical situation when a new girl joins a group, class, etc. And most guys in the group immediately tries to impress her, hit on her, get to know her, etc.

Taken from the comic The Smurfs where Smurfette moves to the male dominant city of the smurfs and all the smurfs there immediately tries to be with her.

- There was this new girl in class and every guy wanted to be with her!

- Oh, the smurfette effect!

by mr.nyman November 26, 2016

Smurfentitis

Abnormal condition of being blue

I’ve been outside too long; I may have smurfentitis

by Racial_slut January 18, 2018

smerfed

When you poop in a freshly cleaned porta potty and when you wipe it’s blue like a smerfs butt from the splash.

Dude they refreshed the biffy, put some TP down. I just smerfed my self.

by JustinBarr January 9, 2019

Smurffed

When I black guy spraypaints you blue on Bushwick ave.

I was trying to buy a bike on Bushwick but my dick got smurffed blue by a black dude in the bush.

by anonymous October 19, 2020