Smartass

Someone who possesses superior intellect and wit and understands the reason behind and the purpose for satire in life.

She always knows when to insert humor to make him laugh, even when he’s bummin’. She’s such a smartass.

by alwaysattitude January 14, 2010

Sharmaphobia

The fear of Sharma.

Let's go to our secret corner instead of the usual spot at school today, I have really bad Sharmaphobia and I can't be around there.

by noone nobody February 13, 2009

Smarmy Guy

Latin Name: Homo Smarmus

Typically found inhabiting Eastern North America, the Homo Smarmus is a rare and distinct individual.

They tend to favor indoor habitats where microwavable meals, XBox, and online chatrooms denouncing the intelligence of others are near at hand.

Physical Appearance: A material covering with a striped pattern (Scientists currently studying Homo Smarmus are developing a theory which states that this might be some form of tribal garb) usually coloured green and poo-brown is essential. The left forelimb is permanently extended upwards, and shoulders hunched.

A unique grunt is the natural call of the Homo Smarmus. One might liken it to a cough, when broken down it sounds like "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhh". However, while it is found loud and irritating to those near to the Homo Smarmus, it does not travel well, making it difficult for one Homo Smarmus to warn others about the presence of someone who has a low bullshit tolerance.

Those who have studied this species closely advise others to keep their distance as there may be longterm side effects which could potentially lead to:
sensitivity of eyes to light
stunting of growth (in children)
swelling of feet or lower legs
vomiting
headache
muscle cramps
hallucinations
mental depression
mood swings
skin rash or hives
hiccups
wounds that will not heal
increased sweating
indigestion

Please also note that these side effects are similar to those of IBD.

Student: "Oh no! Smarmy Guy is in this class, I can already feel the bile rising up in my throat and the indigestion kicking in!"

Smarmy Guy: "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhhh"

by S_Fiction November 12, 2010

smarm

Smarm means sleezy,and creepy.also smarmy and smarmball.

"You are such a smarm!"

by :D January 12, 2005

smarm music

The far opposite of grunge music. A music genre that has been popularized by such artists as Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Jasom Mraz and Norah Jones; has been recently copied and imitated by a whole new crop of musicians. "Feel good" music characterized by acoustic guitars, highly polished radio friendly sound and dry raspy nasal voices.

Annoying ditzy girl: Heyyy boy! I bought extra tickets to the Grand Oaks Pussy Music Festival at Club Tres Chic. You wanna come?

Annoyed guy: Fuck that smarm music! I'm going to the Rob Zombie concert and rock out with my cock out!

by da troof hurts October 23, 2012

smartassedness

The aptitude of ones ability to be deliver witty or rye comments, taking more of a negative view.

Erika, Do you finally see that smartassedness is a word.

I have really practiced and my smartassedness has really matured, Erika

by Austin P December 28, 2007

smarcastic

adj. describing a type of person who is concurrently intelligent and sarcastic. Typifies the humor of the Daily Show or The Onion.

Noel Coward, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher and Mark Twain are all masters of smarcastic humor.

by Thor Conner November 14, 2009