If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon! 

In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.

Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon! by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006

Shmuckle 

its kinda like the next level after love.

Simon shmuckles Josephine a whole lot!

I shmuckle you.

Shmuckle by Seamonsterz August 11, 2010

Shmuckstache 

One who wears an over bearing mustache that makes him or her look like a total shmuck!

The picture of the man's face on Incubus' "The Science" album. Almost everybody on Anchorman. Walter Cronkite, and many many more Shmuckstachers around the globe. You know who they are!

Shmuckstache by Spanky Doodle January 10, 2008

Shrucked 

When your pretty much screwed royally by something/someone.

A combination of Shit, Screwed, and Fucked.

Guy 1: Man, the cops found out we tagged up that building. We're gonna be in deep shit.

Guy 2: Yeah, we're Shrucked.

Shrucked by Senor Wangggg May 27, 2009

shmuck 

(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.

Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.

shmuck by TuneEsq January 27, 2003

Shmuckaheimlicker 

(Shmuck-uh-hime-licker)
Indifference; shouted when in frustration.

Erik's Mom: Erik it's time to put the green sheets on all the couches.

Erik: Shmuckaheimlicker!!!

Shmuckaheimlicker by Blonathan Pars July 26, 2009

shucking corn 

Another term used for masturbation. Mostly only used when referring to male masturbation.

I was alone in my room shucking corn when my grandma walked in.

shucking corn by female-maggot January 20, 2009