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Scared turtle

When a penis gets cold and hides for a while
"This water is making me pull a scared turtle"
by Phillip cobra September 16, 2014
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Scared Straight

1. Experiences of a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer (LGBTQ) person "scared" into acting "straight" = scared straight, for a good lot of their life for fear of harassment, bullying, persecution & bullying.

2. A prison documentary about juvenile delinquents that are brought into prison for a whole day & get yelled at by convicts who know first hand what hard life is like in prison with the hopes of derailing their destructive path towards the prison industrial machine.
1. I was afraid of being harassed by those bullies that I was scared straight into hoping they will ignore me.

2. Go see Scared Straight.
by QUEERTY November 9, 2010
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Illuminati Scare

A phenomenon that occurs when illuminati hysteria (fear that a person, group, or thing is associated to the Illuminati) becomes widespread. Once it happens, the believers will then make up "proof" that the accused is part of the Illuminati. Sometimes, the accused or those related may be tortured or unnecessarily exorcised, further worsening the problem. If it becomes severe enough, it can become similar to the Spanish Inquisition or the Salem Witch Trials.
A: Why the heck are Sally and her boyfriend being exorcised in the break room?

B: Oh don't mind them. It's just another Illuminati scare. It'll probably gonna go away.
by W0rldOnFiRe October 27, 2012
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scare pwn

a type of pwnage resulting from being scared. typically includes rapid defensive hand or arm movement accompanied with facial distortion and a verbal exclamation like "JESUS MAN!" Scare pwnage is best achieved by hiding in blind spots while the victim is unaware of your presence or not expecting it. Retaliation is a must and usually results in a scare fail because the other person is expecting it
Bob: BOO!
Bill: Jesus fucking christ man wtf would would you scare me
Bob: you just got scare pwned bitch
by salameandcheese September 3, 2009
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cab scare

Seeing a white crown victoria cab and mistaking it for a cop, causing you to freak out and slam on the brakes to make speed, only to realize it wasnt a cop.
Travis: Dude, i was goin like 80 in 45 and saw a cop and slammed on the brakes, but it was only a cab scare.

Dan: Lol, samething happend to me last week.
by E.J.C. August 14, 2011
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love scare

When someone loves you so much that it starts to freak you out.
"Kiss me," I whispered into his ear. He leaned into me, and gently kissed me on the lips. We stayed like that for a long time. I loved him so much. When we pulled away I said "I love you Derek. I want to go to Hawaii and marry you and have seven kids named Bobby, Lobby, Fozzy, Knozzy, Swiffer, Lenny and Frezzy." He looked taken aback. By that time I had already combined our bank accounts, booked a hotel room with a double bed and gotten our wedding rings. When I told him this, he ran away, saying something like "Love scare!"
by ahsihm June 27, 2009
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COVID Scare

The fear when you discover that a close loved one is displaying symptoms of Coronavirus.
Person 1: God, we had about 20 COVID Scares during the last few months.
Person 2: Tell me about it, I was worried when my girlfriend got sick, we thought it was COVID for sure!
by Buchi November 21, 2020
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