Pinky toe penetration

You get your pinky toes put them in someones asshole and put your dick in at the same time

You finna get this pinky toe penetration if them cheeks don't chill😤👌

by 🅱efinition May 25, 2018

full log penetration

when a man says "I'm gonna shove a log up your ass" and you spend months- maybe a year and a half with that man leading up to FULL LOG PENETRATION.

Yeah we are gonna go for the big full log penetration!

by gummycummy June 16, 2021

Ur next generation likes anal penetration

The absolute worst insult that has ever existed every time it is said a black hole opens up some where in the universe.

Tim: ur mom gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tim: ur sister a mister
John: don't make me say it
Tim: do it, I dare you
John: ur next generation likes anal penetration.
Tim : (immediately disintegrates while screaming)

by Dingo dongiloid June 2, 2018

Narwhal Penetration-Panda Cuddle

The narwhal penatration panda cuddle is most commenly refered to as the last and missing page of the kama sutra. This being the case few know the proper stance though many improvise taking on the characteristics of both a narwhal and a panda. Supposedly there is one known master of the legendary technique. It is said that this young indian jew first found her love for the position when she accedentally fell into it while trying to wade through a rockus party.

Me: "Dude that girl priya, her favorite position is the narwhal penetration-panda cuddle"

Friend: "NICEE!"

by J.Keats March 11, 2010

Optical Penetration

When a male inserts his penis through one of his partner's eye socket and begins to stroke as if he was having regular sexual intercourse.

Matty Roberto- I performed optical penetration on an honors student and my seman got caught in her brain so bad she forgot how to do fractions

by Benyahoe Dover May 17, 2009

Penetration station

An area in a prison where prisoners will rape or fuck another prisoner. The penetration station is usually a closed off area in the prison.

Prison rapist: come with me little boi...
Prisoner: where are we going daddy?
Prison rapist: The Penetration station..♤

by your majesties sogginess February 28, 2017

anal penetration muffin

A reference to penetration of the anus by or with a phallus (generally a penis or dildo) that is attached to a muffin. Known semantic variants include:
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin," which can be found on several Web locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).

At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "anal muffin," have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.

Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.

1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"

2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."

3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"

by ®© April 13, 2009