paafn

pissed as a fucking newt..
Drunk
falling down drunk
(you get the idea)

British/Canadian slang

I was paafn on My Flight home yesterday

by Glen January 19, 2005

D.P., Dirty Pagan

Self proclaimed Pagans with hygiene issues who flash massive pentagrams and cheap broadswords from the Bud-K catalog while hitting on every nubile newbie in sight, regardless of age, gender, or marital status. Whispers that they are the reincarnation of Crowley or Pan, when they are most likely the reincarnation of a leg-humping canine. Sometimes poses as a shaman of somebody else's culture or a priest of some dark diety with a fondness for kinky sex.

"Yeah, Tom's a D.P. alright--after the last Beltane we changed his Craft name from "Running Stag" to "Running Sores"."

by Crescent October 9, 2003

paraffin lamp

Normally one who chooses to live outside society's boundaries. Scavengers and beggars. Unwashed and unkempt, sleeping rough.

"Look at that dirty old 'paraffin lamp' sleeping in that doorway!!"

by crazyhoop December 12, 2006

Parafield Gardens

Parafield Gardens is a big suburb in Adelaide's northern suburbs. It is the best place in the world even though most people who dont live in parafield gardens say that its feral. Parafield gardens is home to Parafield gardens high school and its the best school in the world but people who never went there say its feral.

person a: I'm from Parafield Gardens
person b: EWWW You're feral!
person a: Whatever, fuck off

by parafieldgardens4eva June 21, 2010

pagano

An Australian slur meaning "nigger" in America/Canada.

"WHO LET MY PAGANO OUT OF ITS CAGE MATE"

by yep im a thing April 1, 2015

pagan calder

A narcissistic manipulative, good looking hippy who's fun to be around. Generally sweet person, and all the bad shit happens to her.

Dude 1: Did you see that pagan calder chick?
Dude 2: Dude, dont go with that one unless you are good at dealing with shit.

by theonewholifts February 14, 2015

Data Pagan

(noun.)

A Data Pagan is one who takes their job as a database administrator so seriously that they will literally come into work on Sundays when nobody is there and worship the data server while naked and bowing to a picture of Don Chamberlin.

Why was Marty here on sunday? Naked...
Oh Marty is practicing his religion, he is a Data Pagan.

by datapaganism March 27, 2019