Secretary of Offense

The new name for the Secretary of Defense. Apparently, the best defense is now a good offense. The United States attacks and invades nations if they feel it might benefit them in any way. This, in turn, has led to more support in the Middle East for their Secretary of Offense: Al Qaeda.

Ron Paul: "Extremists don't attack us because we are rich and free. They attack us because we have been OVER THERE!"

You can thank our Secretary of Offense for that!

by boomsham777 May 12, 2011

offing himself

Another way to say something is going to commit suicide/kill themselves.

Fred: 'Did you hear Bob is offing himself tonight?'
Peter: 'Yeah, dude. Sad.'

by Jay Jay <33 October 20, 2008

party-and-play (often referred to as PnP)

1. A verb describing when club drugs (methamphetamines, ecstasy, GHB or cocaine) are used in combination with sexual activity. Party-and-play may or may not include the use of Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication to increase longevity of the play.

It's the long weekend and Jennifer and I are going to party-and-play (often referred to as PnP) all weekend. I am just about to head out and pick up some ecstasy and then "oink, oink". Jennifer and I will be in mind-blowing sexual adventure and I think it will have a little country feel to it as I'm going to get a little piggy.

sexual club drugs

by TheBigCanucklehead March 13, 2015

no offense

Something someone says right before saying something that may be offensive. as opposed to, say, not saying anything offensive at all.

You are such a completely moronic asshole. No offense

by LordXeras January 7, 2011

the tit offensive

Pun on Tet offensive. Phrase defining the backlash created in 2004 when thousands of people were outraged by the showing of a semi-clad breast by Ms. Janet Jackson on the Super Bowl half-time show.

The Janet Jackson super bowl fiasco has become such an issue that now can be called the "Tit Offensive".

by Mr. Tinkertrain March 3, 2004

Flex Offender

Someone who is registered as being a flex offender. A person who feels the need to flex on everything they do.

“Aye cuh, we finna go toes?? Cuz you already know I’m a registered Flex Offender.”

by Benjie F. July 20, 2018

offended

To be offended. An evil state of mind that causes censorship, kills freedom of speech, destroys urban dictionary definitions (via the remove button), and ruins video games as well as many other things.

People who are able to by "offended" by anything are the worst people on earth. Keep an open mind about things and live and let live. Don't ruin things for other people just because you can't take it. Not everything is pleasent in this world and if you can't take it then you need to grow up.

by srxe2140 August 17, 2004