Non alcoholic beer that contains .5% or less alcohol and is aimed at those 18 and up or those wanting to watch their calories and/or alcoholic intake. Usually has the alchohol boiled out and is usually less flavorful and calorie rich than their alcoholic equivalents. Essentially Beer that you can't get intoxicated from. Usually labeled NA (Non Alcoholic)
O'Doul's and Sharps could be considered a "near beer".
O'Doul's and Sharps could be considered a "near beer".
Person 1: Hey pass me a beer
Person 2: Here is an O'Doul's.
Person 1: Don't give me that near beer crap. Got a real beer?
Person 2: Here is an O'Doul's.
Person 1: Don't give me that near beer crap. Got a real beer?
by Daschni May 4, 2010
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This shit is terrible, alongside schoology, fuck nearpod. Every lesson feels like im taking a benchmark in a low budget school. It looks like it was fucking made in 2008. The share featured is so dumb because as you're trying to do the test the teacher shoves someone's work right in your face while nobody gives a shit, they just want to work. Sometimes they make automated lessons, which you can do at anytime, and its so fucking boring its like fucking living in a jail cell, it will keep you up at 3AM in cold sweats thinking "did i do my nearpod??? fuck, shit, its saturday i gotta do this shit over the fucking week"
its bland as fuck, and the teachers act like its the funnest way to learn ever, its proof there is no fun way to learn.
Ever.
Nearpod
This shit is terrible, alongside schoology, fuck nearpod. Every lesson feels like im taking a benchmark in a low budget school. It looks like it was fucking made in 2008. The share featured is so dumb because as you're trying to do the test the teacher shoves someone's work right in your face while nobody gives a shit, they just want to work. Sometimes they make automated lessons, which you can do at anytime, and its so fucking boring its like fucking living in a jail cell, it will keep you up at 3AM in cold sweats thinking "did i do my nearpod??? fuck, shit, its saturday i gotta do this shit over the fucking week"
its bland as fuck, and the teachers act like its the funnest way to learn ever, its proof there is no fun way to learn.
Ever.
Nearpod
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