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near beer

Non alcoholic beer that contains .5% or less alcohol and is aimed at those 18 and up or those wanting to watch their calories and/or alcoholic intake. Usually has the alchohol boiled out and is usually less flavorful and calorie rich than their alcoholic equivalents. Essentially Beer that you can't get intoxicated from. Usually labeled NA (Non Alcoholic)

O'Doul's and Sharps could be considered a "near beer".
Person 1: Hey pass me a beer

Person 2: Here is an O'Doul's.

Person 1: Don't give me that near beer crap. Got a real beer?
by Daschni May 4, 2010
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Nearpod

Nearpod is a fucking school disaster that people find "fun", This shit sucks and they act like its fun, but thats what the teachers say

This shit is terrible, alongside schoology, fuck nearpod. Every lesson feels like im taking a benchmark in a low budget school. It looks like it was fucking made in 2008. The share featured is so dumb because as you're trying to do the test the teacher shoves someone's work right in your face while nobody gives a shit, they just want to work. Sometimes they make automated lessons, which you can do at anytime, and its so fucking boring its like fucking living in a jail cell, it will keep you up at 3AM in cold sweats thinking "did i do my nearpod??? fuck, shit, its saturday i gotta do this shit over the fucking week"
its bland as fuck, and the teachers act like its the funnest way to learn ever, its proof there is no fun way to learn.

Ever.

Nearpod
by anonymous April 30, 2021
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nartow

Corruption of a famous anime title, namely, Naruto, based on the American pronunciation of the series' name.

May be used to mock narutards.
A: Heh, you're watching Nartow, too, now?
B: Shut up! Naruto is the best series ever!
by lolwutbbqhaha April 4, 2008
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Near Snuffkin Experience

When one performs the act of Blumpkin, nearly dies, has to be resuscitated and survives, living to tell the tale.
Granddad: Hey did I ever tell you kids about my Near Snuffkin Experience?

Grandchild: No, please do go on.
by The Juggernaught November 1, 2009
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Nearsighted Gynecologist

Having to be very close to a vagina or a butt.
Nearsighted Gynecologist- being extremely close than usual to a womans genitals.
Well, I hope you clean your booty really good, because I would hate to be your gynecologist.
by Phoneix86 May 6, 2018
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Narthana

A girl who loves youtube. Very sweet girl, but will bite if it’s necessary. Narthanas are often born into being a satanist or a hindu, since the name originates in those religions. A Narthana is a very honest girl, with a killer body and sassy additude. Those girls often major in demonology or other satanistic majors.
“Omg, look how in love with Satan Narthana is!”
“Have you seen Narthana, she is so hot!”
by elsaugh123handsupgurl March 19, 2019
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Nartard

"Why is Jerome running around the track like that?"
"Don't pay attention to him dude, he's kind of a nartard."
by notapollo January 14, 2020
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