The guilt trip parents lay on their single childless adult children after they've been cooing over other people's babies. otherwise known as the "why haven't you given me grandchildren yet" disease
"My parents developed grandchild envy when I turned 22. They're always asking why I haven't given them any grandchildren yet."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.