someone who is completely obsessed with midgets/ people of a short stature (medically speaking of 127cm or less in height). People with this condition can't control themselves when they see 'little people', much to the embarrassment of those around them.
I was walking through the shops the other day with Anne-Maree, when she started whispering excitedly "look a midget, a midget, IT'S A MIDGET!!!!!"!! She's such a midgaphaeliac - totally obsessed. It's so embarrassing.
by Taryn Gerie January 15, 2008
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1. Porn featuring midgets
2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.
2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.
by PiemasterUK June 12, 2011
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