Xi Jinping

The current dictator of China since around 2010 and he’s going to be dictator for the rest of his life until he dies. China doesn’t have presidential elections so it’s fake elections. He censors the internet, also the censorship of Winnie the Pooh due to the mocking and imitating of Xi Jinping. He’s built concentration camps for Muslims and Uyghurs around Xinjiang since 2017, and built the largest concentration camp facility in Dabancheng in 2018. In Baidu (Chinese search engine), he calls himself “president” so people don’t find out when the Chinese government banned Google. Taiwan is disputed by the Chinese Communist Party and Xi Jinping really wants Taiwan to be part of China and likes to spy on everyone in China, especially Taiwan and the United States. He hates when tourists use VPNs in China to access Google, Yahoo!, TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Spotify, YouTube and a lot of American apps since China bans a lot of apps and shows, South Park is banned in China due to the mockery of the Chinese government, and the imitation and mocking the dictator who looks like Winnie the Pooh. He likes to take over Taiwan, owning Hong Kong. China doesn’t have any freedom and liberties so people don’t have freedom of speech and the press and all of that, the concentration camps, slave labor, censorship, western media, no freedom, harm, all of that is the truth. So the truth is that Xi Jinping is a dictator and China is under a dictatorship and Taiwan is a democracy.

Person 1 (from Taiwan): Xi Jinping is the dictator of China and wants to take over Taiwan, so Taiwan is a country. He has built concentration camps for Muslims in Xinjiang.
Person 2 (from China): No, Taiwan is a part of China and no, Xi Jinping is a president and it’s a democracy with presidential elections. Also, the concentration camps are completely untrue so that means, there’s no camp.
Person 1 (from Taiwan): Xi Jinping is a dictator, he’s brainwashing you and the truth is that Taiwan is a country.
Person 3 (from Indonesia): I agree with Taiwan. China is a communist country and wants Taiwan and the Philippines so he wants to be number one! Also Indonesia is a democracy.
Person 1 (from Taiwan): Yes, Indonesia gets it. Indonesia is a democracy too and I like Indonesia also Taiwan better than China and it’s the truth and the truth is, I don’t appreciate Xi Jinping.

by The Red China October 25, 2025

Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

Xi Zedong Mao Jinping

Xi Jinpings half brother

Xi Zedong Mao Jinping jumped off a bridge on January 31, 2023

by aRandomPZKWKVdude January 31, 2023